It's over

[Debbieduck4 399]

I had a bit of a snicker at this too because it reminded me of me... I was so grateful to have the surgery over and so delerious from all the emotions, pain meds, and just confusion at the hospital. My husband has a lovely video of me smearing chapstick around and around and around on my lips over and over in slow motion whild saying "mmmmm" that he is threatening to blackmail me with! haha! Congratulations on your surgery and best of luck on your weight loss journey!

[Sarah Michelle 2]

I truly could not even stay alert enough to talk on the phone! Good for u to try!! Best laugh I've had in awhile, only cuz I was there 5 days ago!!!!

[UmmZ 4]

Looks like you are doing well and your surgery was successful. I was thinking maybe you were using google translate

[Mavic 37]

Wow! I better hide my phone on Monday after my surgery.

Good laugh.

[Elizabeth21 175]

And yet "anesthesiologist" is spelled to perfection. That's just plain talent.

This made me laugh until I cried!!

[wannaBthinsoon 1,634]

I'll be perfectly honest....if ever I'm having a bad day, I re-read this whole thread. and get such a great laugh out of it. I sure don't want anyone to think I am making fun of anyone, or laughing AT anyone. But the content of this thread is just hilarious and PRICELESS!!!

[seemyfeet 0]

I will have what she had.

[VSGAnn2014 12,992]

One of BP's best threads. It never stops giving.

And it's actually quite sweet, too.

[loriemoms 101]

haha that was good!! I am just one week after surgery and I laughed so hard I now have to take some pain meds!

[babe58 24]

Glad you are doing well. Welcome to the land of sleeve.

[kyrickchick64 468]

Please know that no one is laughing at you. As long as you are doing well now that's all that matters. It was pretty funny.

[newmetwenty15 16]

I absolutely love this post! I had my sleeve on the 6th of Jan., 2015 and thought I was going to be superwoman and text all my support heros right after I got out! I have since returned to work (today, for the first full day) and they all had printed out the texts of our conversations on a HUGE welcome back banner! I can totally relate to thinking I was so coherient to really send out a mass text of my life in the Operating Room, as if I remember any of it! NOT. I do remember hitting the Morphine button a time or two!

I wish you the best in hopes you can look back and read that message and giggle, chuckle, or at least smile at how well you were feeling! Maybe translate in a few days after returning home!

Thanks for sharing that! I loved reading it!

Christie

[MisforMimi 760]

Dude, why am I just seeing this?! I'm in hysterics over here. Love this!!!!!

[AWholeNewMama 34]

This is by far the best post I've seen on BP yet! OP, thanks for giving everyone such a good laugh. I hope my anesthesiologist is as good as yours obviously was! Hope you're doing well!

[alexsisv 139]

Tee hee hee... Pain med typing. :-) welcome to the Loser ' s Bench.