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She danced and danced until she encountered a huge, huge, HUGE crack in the sidewalk

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Looked down and saw a beetle wearing a tuxedo and top hat

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Dancing the Irish Jig

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she was delighted to see the beetle and asked what his name was

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He said his name was Bennie, the most famous dancing beetle in the land

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then he fell over and an alien came out of his stomach!

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That looked like President Obama

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But was all an illusion all because Bennie had powers to

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but no one likes political talk so

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but she loved food more than him.

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Bennie and X decided to go to Vegas and start their own show on the strip

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She started a go fund me account so she could really make it on the strip

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He started selling Water for a dollar.

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