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I may have lost a client because I am no longer fat! HA!

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McButterpants    2,846

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Omg, another dilemma I hadn't thought about - how do I describe myself to new clients I go to meet???

Like LL, I have always said short and round but also ageing ... Time for some new words - can still use short but "short and normal" seems a bit of an odd thing to say. Might just have to stick with "short and ageing" for now until I can think of something better... ;-)

Indigo - you can now say, "I'm that fox chick looks like she got naked with a REAL man recently! Mmmm hmmmmmm!"

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McButterpants    2,846

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Now you can say, "I'm that sexy minx with the big curly hair. Grrrr"

Not sure that's very business-like. But hell, I'll try anything.

I forgot to add you need to wear those boots you were talking to Indigo about! Hell yes - I'm that sexy beast in the corner rockin' those red boots!

McButter... it was Indigo and I that were talking about the Red Boots :)

Reverie - can you lend your red boots to Lipstick?!?!? LL was probably wondering what I was talking about!

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Indigo1991    1,612

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McB, just snorted out loud in a very unattractive way, lol!!!!

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McButterpants    2,846

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Glad I could make you laugh! Have a great weekend, sweetie.

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Indigo1991    1,612

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You certainly did - and you too x

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gmanbat    5,889

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Wear a white flower, use that as your description, ...don't you guys ever watch old movies? :D

Happy and sad for you, LL. Happy that you've beat the crap out of your obesity problem but sad that it cost you. Consider the lost money part of your co-pay. :D

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McButterpants    2,846

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McButterPants. You can describe yourself as the woman who looks as if her husband makes all women drop their pants. HA!

Gman. I'll live. If she can't have a bit of understanding, I don't need her. :D

OMG - I'm laughing!!!!!!

I'm going to take a picture of him doing laundry - he's very sexy when he's Spray & Washing.

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McButterpants    2,846

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Wait. He writes nice things AND he does laundry? I just got a little warm downstairs. Show him my pic and ask if he's interested. Please? :D

And does dishes!

I'll show him your pic! You can borrow him for a while...I'll warn you, he's act like a 6'3" teenager most of the time.

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LipstickLady    25,682

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Wait. He writes nice things AND he does laundry? I just got a little warm downstairs. Show him my pic and ask if he's interested. Please? :D

And does dishes!

I'll show him your pic! You can borrow him for a while...I'll warn you, he's act like a 6'3" teenager most of the time.

I used to teach middle school. I can totally handle him.

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Gina1010    86

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Wow... I would probably describe what I am wearing rather than what I look like. So the hot red boots sound good to me lol.

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