LipstickLady 25,682 Posted November 22, 2013 27 Bizarre Things That All Women Have Done At Least Once OCT. 2, 2013 By sleep and if it’s even worth showering or go back to bed and put your hair in a bun for work. 3. bekahramaWhen hairs fall out in the shower I don’t want to clog the drain so I put them on the shower wall and do a little swirl so they are neat and ready to be put in the garbage when I’m done. 4. cupcakegiraffeLaughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood or a blood clot comes out. Then you have to do a quick waddle walk to the bathroom cause you feel like you just turned on the faucet. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place. 5. circus_snatch 6. MoreNutella Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter. 7. flying_pekineseTried on a shirt that was too small, then started to panic in the dressing room after realizing how restrictive it is when you can’t get it back off over the boobs. Start thinking that you either have to 1. buy the shirt and live in it now, or 2. they’re going to have to use the jaws of life to remove it. 8. femmenonAfter shaving, wear silky or satin-y PJs. I roll around in my bed going, “SMOOOOOOTH!” 9. JMango 10. wadyflamersOpen my mouth really wide while putting mascara on. Also, redoing updos 30 times even though I’m pretty sure it looks the same every time. 11. DrenkenKegels. Kegels in meetings at work. Kegels in the movie theatre. Kegels at dinner with friends. Kegels everywhere. If you’re talking to me, and I’m sitting, I am definitely kegeling. 12. amandalaurenInstantly every girl who reads this does a Kegel. Got on all fours in front of a mirror to see what doggystyle looks like from the dude’s perspective. Not bad. Water in my boobies then unleash the Water torrent on my walls/toes. Spending 30 mins in front of the mirror trying to get the “cat eye” liquid eyeliner just right. So far I’ve never succeeded. 17. Waitwhatnow 18. thenewchornogrophers Place hands in crotch for warmth. 19. reighbookerThat amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feels ever. 20. rcmeadowsI stick my hand down my pants all the time- watching tv, playing on the computer. It’s not sexual, I just hold my lady while I watch Netflix. Measure to see if our hair can cover our boobs/nipples in a playboy manner when just down. We all do it, I am sure of it. 21. sociallyawkwardjess 22. KMKSouthie2001 We masturbate to fall asleep quicker. But once you have one orgasm you’re like, oh wait, I can have another. So begins a vicious cycle. 23. RosieJoEnjoy the rush of freedom and lack of constriction that comes from taking one’s bra off at the end of the day. Be free, my titties! 24. scooplSometimes I look down at my nipples and think they’re too soft and big so I flick them to make them small and pointy. Double checked to make sure I didn’t accidentally put in two tampons. Let me die of embarrassment now. 25. _dreamline 26. goatcheese When trying to poop in public we try to pretend we’re not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won’t poop until they’ve left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. Nobody wins in a poop stalemate. In other situations in a public wash room: keeping the flusher held down while taking a tremendous dump to avoid smell and noise. Don’t deny you haven’t done this! 27. iamseriouslyPurposely don’t shave vag when going out to avoid a hook-up. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking. Also, indiscriminately doing the “check” for ANY fellow female who asks, regardless of who they are — even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before. 8 nepagirl, sunshyn21, MissKatt and 5 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SandeeD 363 Posted November 22, 2013 Funny, but so true! lol 1 LipstickLady reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1SuperBonBon 221 Posted November 22, 2013 Oh this was the best! I really laughed hard. I thought I only did some of these things. I holding on to my 5th amendment rights and not disclosing which ones I thought I was the only one. Thanks for sharing. 3 SandeeD, LipstickLady and Ballermom reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gamergirl 4,609 Posted November 24, 2013 I feel less alone now Thanks for sharing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NMJG 1,266 Posted November 24, 2013 Oh myyyyy! LMFAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nepagirl 24 Posted November 27, 2013 Omfg too funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Melting in Az 22 Posted November 27, 2013 Needed this after this week of work. Laughed and still laughing. Thanks for that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hopeliveshere 294 Posted December 3, 2013 27 Bizarre Things That All Women Have Done At Least Once OCT. 2, 2013 By CHELSEA FAGAN Direct from some of Reddit’s finest ladies, a non-exhaustive list of the weird things we have all engaged in from time to time.1. itsjill 2. klcnaDo shower math when you wake up to see how long you have to sleep and if it’s even worth showering or go back to bed and put your hair in a bun for work.3. bekahramaWhen hairs fall out in the shower I don’t want to clog the drain so I put them on the shower wall and do a little swirl so they are neat and ready to be put in the garbage when I’m done.4. cupcakegiraffeLaughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood or a blood clot comes out. Then you have to do a quick waddle walk to the bathroom cause you feel like you just turned on the faucet. 5. circus_snatch 6. MoreNutella Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter.7. flying_pekineseTried on a shirt that was too small, then started to panic in the dressing room after realizing how restrictive it is when you can’t get it back off over the boobs. Start thinking that you either have to 1. buy the shirt and live in it now, or 2. they’re going to have to use the jaws of life to remove it.8. femmenonAfter shaving, wear silky or satin-y PJs. > I roll around in my bed going, “SMOOOOOOTH!” 9. JMango 10. wadyflamersOpen my mouth really wide while putting mascara on. Also, redoing updos 30 times even though I’m pretty sure it looks the same every time.11. DrenkenKegels. Kegels in meetings at work. Kegels in the movie theatre. Kegels at dinner with friends. Kegels everywhere. If you’re talking to me, and I’m sitting, I am definitely kegeling.12. amandalaurenInstantly every girl who reads this does a Kegel. Got on all fours in front of a mirror to see what doggystyle looks like from the dude’s perspective. Not bad. Follow Thought Catalog on Pinterest.13. antichrist_superstar 14. febreeze358When you wear a tight pair of pants and there is the seam that creates a little bulge right in the crotch, when you sit it presses against your vagina nicely, so you wiggle back and forth a bit to enjoy it. I can’t be the only women that has felt it or enjoyed it.15. fandabidozichuDon’t have a tampon when you start your period… fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the padding, walk unnaturally in an attempt to not mess up the paper… failure. Just… failure. Bloody, shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.16. KlaireBopCup shower Water in my boobies then unleash the Water torrent on my walls/toes. Spending 30 mins in front of the mirror trying to get the “cat eye” liquid eyeliner just right. So far I’ve never succeeded. 17. Waitwhatnow 18. thenewchornogrophers Place hands in crotch for warmth.19. reighbookerThat amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feels ever.20. rcmeadowsI stick my hand down my pants all the time- watching tv, playing on the computer. It’s not sexual, I just hold my lady while I watch Netflix. Measure to see if our hair can cover our boobs/nipples in a playboy manner when just down. We all do it, I am sure of it. 21. sociallyawkwardjess 22. KMKSouthie2001 We masturbate to fall asleep quicker. But once you have one orgasm you’re like, oh wait, I can have another. So begins a vicious cycle.23. RosieJoEnjoy the rush of freedom and lack of constriction that comes from taking one’s bra off at the end of the day. Be free, my titties!24. scooplSometimes I look down at my nipples and think they’re too soft and big so I flick them to make them small and pointy. Double checked to make sure I didn’t accidentally put in two tampons. Let me die of embarrassment now. 25. _dreamline 26. goatcheese When trying to poop in public we try to pretend we’re not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won’t poop until they’ve left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. Nobody wins in a poop stalemate. In other situations in a public wash room: keeping the flusher held down while taking a tremendous dump to avoid smell and noise. Don’t deny you haven’t done this!27. iamseriouslyPurposely don’t shave vag when going out to avoid a hook-up. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking. Also, indiscriminately doing the “check” for ANY fellow female who asks, regardless of who they are — even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before. omg thank you lipsticklady i was cracking up almost crying reading some of these! 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hopeliveshere 294 Posted December 3, 2013 27 Bizarre Things That All Women Have Done At Least Once OCT. 2, 2013 By CHELSEA FAGAN Direct from some of Reddit’s finest ladies, a non-exhaustive list of the weird things we have all engaged in from time to time.1. itsjill 2. klcnaDo shower math when you wake up to see how long you have to sleep and if it’s even worth showering or go back to bed and put your hair in a bun for work.3. bekahramaWhen hairs fall out in the shower I don’t want to clog the drain so I put them on the shower wall and do a little swirl so they are neat and ready to be put in the garbage when I’m done.4. cupcakegiraffeLaughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood or a blood clot comes out. Then you have to do a quick waddle walk to the bathroom cause you feel like you just turned on the faucet. 5. circus_snatch 6. MoreNutella Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter.7. flying_pekineseTried on a shirt that was too small, then started to panic in the dressing room after realizing how restrictive it is when you can’t get it back off over the boobs. Start thinking that you either have to 1. buy the shirt and live in it now, or 2. they’re going to have to use the jaws of life to remove it.8. femmenonAfter shaving, wear silky or satin-y PJs. > I roll around in my bed going, “SMOOOOOOTH!” 9. JMango 10. wadyflamersOpen my mouth really wide while putting mascara on. Also, redoing updos 30 times even though I’m pretty sure it looks the same every time.11. DrenkenKegels. Kegels in meetings at work. Kegels in the movie theatre. Kegels at dinner with friends. Kegels everywhere. If you’re talking to me, and I’m sitting, I am definitely kegeling.12. amandalaurenInstantly every girl who reads this does a Kegel. Got on all fours in front of a mirror to see what doggystyle looks like from the dude’s perspective. Not bad. Follow Thought Catalog on Pinterest.13. antichrist_superstar 14. febreeze358When you wear a tight pair of pants and there is the seam that creates a little bulge right in the crotch, when you sit it presses against your vagina nicely, so you wiggle back and forth a bit to enjoy it. I can’t be the only women that has felt it or enjoyed it.15. fandabidozichuDon’t have a tampon when you start your period… fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the padding, walk unnaturally in an attempt to not mess up the paper… failure. Just… failure. Bloody, shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.16. KlaireBopCup shower Water in my boobies then unleash the Water torrent on my walls/toes. Spending 30 mins in front of the mirror trying to get the “cat eye” liquid eyeliner just right. So far I’ve never succeeded. 17. Waitwhatnow 18. thenewchornogrophers Place hands in crotch for warmth.19. reighbookerThat amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feels ever.20. rcmeadowsI stick my hand down my pants all the time- watching tv, playing on the computer. It’s not sexual, I just hold my lady while I watch Netflix. Measure to see if our hair can cover our boobs/nipples in a playboy manner when just down. We all do it, I am sure of it. 21. sociallyawkwardjess 22. KMKSouthie2001 We masturbate to fall asleep quicker. But once you have one orgasm you’re like, oh wait, I can have another. So begins a vicious cycle.23. RosieJoEnjoy the rush of freedom and lack of constriction that comes from taking one’s bra off at the end of the day. Be free, my titties!24. scooplSometimes I look down at my nipples and think they’re too soft and big so I flick them to make them small and pointy. Double checked to make sure I didn’t accidentally put in two tampons. Let me die of embarrassment now. 25. _dreamline 26. goatcheese When trying to poop in public we try to pretend we’re not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won’t poop until they’ve left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. Nobody wins in a poop stalemate. In other situations in a public wash room: keeping the flusher held down while taking a tremendous dump to avoid smell and noise. Don’t deny you haven’t done this!27. iamseriouslyPurposely don’t shave vag when going out to avoid a hook-up. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking. Also, indiscriminately doing the “check” for ANY fellow female who asks, regardless of who they are — even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before. omg thank you lipsticklady i was cracking up almost crying reading some of these! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites