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Vegemite, banana and butter on toast. A carb feast with B12. Enough of these will give you type 2 diabetes, but you're very articulate about it.

what does this stuff actually taste like?? (Assuming there's something remotely comparable....)

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what does this stuff actually taste like?? (Assuming there's something remotely comparable....)

I've never had anything remotely like it. Even the copy cat brands (that you probably don't get) taste completely different. Main thing is its not sweet - a little salty. I use it to make gravy if i've nothing else to use.

Try it - the trick is to keep it thin - it's not jam

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Yep you want to keep it thin because you don't actually want to taste that shitED :P

I am so tipping off border security about you.

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I am so tipping off border security about you.

If you buy me a ticket I can go there so you can personally kick my assED!

But I'm bringing my own food.... :D

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I have a feeling it would taste like bouillon paste.. Cause that's what it looks like.

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I have a feeling it would taste like bouillon paste.. Cause that's what it looks like.

Not really beefy. Although I use it to make gravy sometimes, just with boiling Water and some herbs, the family refer to it as "vegetarian gravy".

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What I really miss is the one small biscotti I used to dip into my morning coffee. It was my excuse for "well I can't take my pills on an empty stomach". Seriously, the lies we tell ourselves just to get a little sugar into ourselves! That may be one of the few things I still crave. But we don't buy the biscotti anymore and although my husband threatens to make them from time to time, every time he brings it up, I distract him with a long list of honey dos....I wonder how long before he catches on? :P

Biscotti is actually pretty low-cal and you should be able to tolerate it because it is so crunchy...

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biscotti is actually pretty low-cal and you should be able to tolerate it because it is so crunchy...

Agree. My sleeved wife does these with her coffee on occasion. I think they are OK.

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what does this stuff actually taste like?? (Assuming there's something remotely comparable....)

Salty and yeasty and a little bitter. It is nice on toast but you have to use literally the thinnest smear you can imagine. It is nice with a spoonful melted into beef bouillon.

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Vegemite toasted soldiers dipped into a soft boiled egg. Drool!!!

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I haven't lost weight for a week guys. I think it's because of all this food you keep sending me over the interweb...

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I haven't lost weight for a week guys. I think it's because of all this food you keep sending me over the interweb...

or possibly too many toasted soldiers?? (PS we call that cannibalism...it's frowned upon). Perhaps your staples haven't passed???

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From a pm to butter this morning...

"I'm just riding my exercise bike.. I'm really struggling with food right now and feeling out of control..

I actually gave in last night and had a piece of bread with Peanut Butter slathered on at 10 pm.

I need to stay off of my own fuckng thread.."

Sorry just thought I'd blast you guys with a piece of reality...

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I didn't think microscopic staples weigh that much, but you could be right. Maybe they are holding Water? If my surgeon was really that advanced, he would have stapled my mouth shut.

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