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Okay, we need a little fun here so here's my bad weak moment.

Last night I woke up after a nap feeling like I needed something different than my wonderful puréed items, and I looked in the fridge and saw some COOKIE DOUGH! I felt like I had turned into a crazy lady and took two pinches, then swished it around in my mouth then quickly spit out.

YES, I know us here are not suppose to do this, but I had a "CRAZY LADY MOMENT"

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that us funny, I bet we have all had "a crazy lady moment" I remember a while back being on a low carb diet and putting a chip in my mouth and chewed and then thought oh crap, and spit it out in the trash.

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that us funny' date=' I bet we have all had "a crazy lady moment" I remember a while back being on a low carb diet and putting a chip in my mouth and chewed and then thought oh crap, and spit it out in the trash.[/quote']

Ok Vicki, so I'm not alone in this pure moment of weakness! Lol thanks for posting.....now can understand chips especially if they are Lays! Lol

SD: 10/10/12, Converted from Lapband to RNY, HW (before band) 263, HW (RNY) 230, Preop 219, after surgery 223, current 212

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Okay' date=' we need a little fun here so here's my bad weak moment.

Last night I woke up after a nap feeling like I needed something different than my wonderful puréed items, and I looked in the fridge and saw some COOKIE DOUGH! I felt like I had turned into a crazy lady and took two pinches, then swished it around in my mouth then quickly spit out.

YES, I know us here are not suppose to do this, but I had a "CRAZY LADY MOMENT"[/quote']

I did this same thing with a piece of pepperoni...chewed it up and spit it out!! It was really hard to see my whole family eat pizza while im sip sip sipping!!!

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I did this same thing with a piece of pepperoni...chewed it up and spit it out!! It was really hard to see my whole family eat pizza while im sip sip sipping!!!

Lol Malvord197, I guess we all are kinda food addicts who are on the right track, who has to just make sure we stay on the track. I do believe that we will do fine besides our little week moment.

SD: 10/10/12, Converted from Lapband to RNY, HW (before band) 263, HW (RNY) 230, Preop 219, after surgery 223, current 212

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Lol Malvord197' date=' I guess we all are kinda food addicts who are on the right track, who has to just make sure we stay on the track. I do believe that we will do fine besides our little week moment.

SD: 10/10/12, Converted from Lapband to RNY, HW (before band) 263, HW (RNY) 230, Preop 219, after surgery 223, current 212[/quote']

Yes...I have to say I hated the way I felt...It reminded me of when I used to go on binges...I would always hide when I binged and You bet noone saw me shove the dang pepperoni in my mouth and spit it out!! I've been good since...

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I wanted a ham and cheese sub so I went to wegmans and smelled the sub shop YUMMY then ran like a little kid.

I'm so afraid that all this will be for nothing and it keeps me from cheating. I love the way I'm starting to look and know I'm not there yet.

The nutritionist says its ok to treat your self ever now and then just make sure you work it off. And don't be a pig about it.

But like I said I afraid I will go back to being fat again and that won't happen so I stay honest.

But that's just me

Surgery Anniversary 7/30/12

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I wanted a ham and cheese sub so I went to wegmans and smelled the sub shop YUMMY then ran like a little kid.

I'm so afraid that all this will be for nothing and it keeps me from cheating. I love the way I'm starting to look and know I'm not there yet.

The nutritionist says its ok to treat your self ever now and then just make sure you work it off. And don't be a pig about it.

But like I said I afraid I will go back to being fat again and that won't happen so I stay honest.

But that's just me

Surgery Anniversary 7/30/12

Oh I love the sub shop story! I too am liking the way I look so far, and I really don't want to have went through ALL this to go backwards, so I'm trying to stay focused. This weight battle has been going on for years and I will be 40 in July and I plan on living the rest of my life much healthier and happier. One day maybe I will get to a point where I can eat some of my favorites without going crazy, but I will have to be a lot stronger person than I am now. Thanks for your post, it was funny and helpful.

SD: 10/10/12, Converted from Lapband to RNY, HW (before band) 263, HW (RNY) 230, Preop 219, after surgery 223, current 212

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Yes...I have to say I hated the way I felt...It reminded me of when I used to go on binges...I would always hide when I binged and You bet noone saw me shove the dang pepperoni in my mouth and spit it out!! I've been good since...

Malvord197 I understand how bad you felt, because I too felt bad and the spitting it out tells it all. Thanks for posting because it really helps to know that we all have issues that we struggle with and posting here can really give us strength from one another. It's good to have a nice laugh and to also be able to mature in the process is even better.

SD: 10/10/12, Converted from Lapband to RNY, HW (before band) 263, HW (RNY) 230, Preop 219, after surgery 223, current 212

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OMG!!!!!! Thank u bc I thought I was crazy lol, tonight my husband made pork roll and I'm on the liquid part of post op, I was drooling so took a little piecenchewed chewed chewed and then spit it out hahahahaha it was AMAZING lol. I needed that just a taste moment :P

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OMG!!!!!! Thank u bc I thought I was crazy lol' date=' tonight my husband made pork roll and I'm on the liquid part of post op, I was drooling so took a little piecenchewed chewed chewed and then spit it out hahahahaha it was AMAZING lol. I needed that just a taste moment :P[/quote']

Lol Medicmommy, hang in there girlie sometimes it's a tough ride, but I know we can make it through! Thanks for sharing :)

SD: 10/10/12, Converted from Lapband to RNY, HW (before band) 263, HW (RNY) 230, Preop 219, after surgery 223, current 212

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I did this same thing with a piece of pepperoni...chewed it up and spit it out!! It was really hard to see my whole family eat pizza while im sip sip sipping!!!

I promise I started to do that the other night, but I stuck to my Protein shake! :-) (also wanted to swish some soda around in my mouth too!) Lol

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