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[Wags 549]

So line leader, butt head, cat, creepy unicorn and ass kisser walk into a bar.....

Sounds like the start of a really good joke :-)

[Wags 549]

Did somebody say pizza and fries??????

Oh my gosh, you are making me soooo hungry!

[futureloser 190]

I can't get in my Protein or my liquids yet. I am stuck at 250-350 calories (which is a huge improvement) a day. I get the foamies immediately upon eating almost anything.

It is getting better' date=' but I did not show enough improvement to go from mushies to soft yet.[/quote']

I am 3 months out and I average 500 - 550 calories . I just can't eat much and I don't want anything. I double my Protein Powder so I can get that in. When I went in at 3 wks, the NUT wanted me at 600 and I was at 300 if I was lucky. I didn't have the slimiest and foam ices, just get full quick. You'll get there- just get what you can and stay hydrated.

[AussieLady 521]

Oh! I love a nice swat during sexy time!

Smarty, it was supposed to say sweat. I hate auto-correct! (But I agree, there's nothing like a good swat!). So Lipstick, did you want to give the world an update on how your period is progressing?

[AussieLady 521]

So line leader' date=' butt head, cat, creepy unicorn and ass kisser walk into a bar.....

Sounds like the start of a really good joke :-)[/quote']

And the Barman says "what would you like to drink".

Considering the answer would be, "anything without alcohol or soda", I can't think of a funny ending for this joke!

[Melixxa 125]

This is my lunch meat and veg.....notice the tiny plate!

Your lunch is giving me the heebie jeebies!

[Ms.AntiBand 2,984]

I am line leader, anti band is butt head, wags is cat, Laura is creepy unicorn and Newat is my ass kisser.

Liar.. You're lead butt! Sheesh .. Get it right! Line leader my ass. In your kindergarten dreams maybe

[Stef 264]

No regrets and I don't want to eat a darned thing. Trust me.

You should be on popcorn and Twizzlers by now!

[LipstickLady 25,682]

Smarty, it was supposed to say sweat. I hate auto-correct! (But I agree, there's nothing like a good swat!). So Lipstick, did you want to give the world an update on how your period is progressing?

It's still flowing! It's fairly light, but it's there. I know you'll be thrilled about this... I named it after you.

[AussieLady 521]

Thanks, I'm honored! And long may I live...

[LipstickLady 25,682]

As long as you don't start screaming for chocolate and ice cream, you're good. Although I do have to shove a big wad of cotton up there to shut you up a few times a day...

[futureloser 190]

It's still flowing! It's fairly light' date=' but it's there. I know you'll be thrilled about this... I named it after you. [/quote']

This thread is now hijacked, TMI, and hilarious!

[AussieLady 521]

You're a crazy woman. No chocolate or ice-cream for me, I'm a savory girl.

[LipstickLady 25,682]

You're a crazy woman. No chocolate or ice-cream for me, I'm a savory girl.

DAMMITALLTOHELL. So am I. If you start yapping about french fries, potato chips or buffalo wings, I am going to pound you.

[AussieLady 521]

How do you do that 'Ignore User' thing again?