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So line leader, butt head, cat, creepy unicorn and ass kisser walk into a bar.....

Sounds like the start of a really good joke :-)

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Did somebody say pizza and fries?????? :huh:

Oh my gosh, you are making me soooo hungry!

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I can't get in my Protein or my liquids yet. I am stuck at 250-350 calories (which is a huge improvement) a day. I get the foamies immediately upon eating almost anything.

It is getting better' date=' but I did not show enough improvement to go from mushies to soft yet.[/quote']

I am 3 months out and I average 500 - 550 calories . I just can't eat much and I don't want anything. I double my Protein Powder so I can get that in. When I went in at 3 wks, the NUT wanted me at 600 and I was at 300 if I was lucky. I didn't have the slimiest and foam ices, just get full quick. You'll get there- just get what you can and stay hydrated.

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Oh! I love a nice swat during sexy time!

Smarty, it was supposed to say sweat. I hate auto-correct! (But I agree, there's nothing like a good swat!). So Lipstick, did you want to give the world an update on how your period is progressing?

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So line leader' date=' butt head, cat, creepy unicorn and ass kisser walk into a bar.....

Sounds like the start of a really good joke :-)[/quote']

And the Barman says "what would you like to drink".

Considering the answer would be, "anything without alcohol or soda", I can't think of a funny ending for this joke!

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This is my lunch meat and veg.....notice the tiny plate!

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Your lunch is giving me the heebie jeebies! :blink:

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I am line leader, anti band is butt head, wags is cat, Laura is creepy unicorn and Newat is my ass kisser.

Liar.. You're lead butt! Sheesh .. Get it right! Line leader my ass. In your kindergarten dreams maybe

:P

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No regrets and I don't want to eat a darned thing. Trust me.

You should be on popcorn and Twizzlers by now!

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Smarty, it was supposed to say sweat. I hate auto-correct! (But I agree, there's nothing like a good swat!). So Lipstick, did you want to give the world an update on how your period is progressing?

It's still flowing! It's fairly light, but it's there. I know you'll be thrilled about this... I named it after you. :)

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It's still flowing! It's fairly light' date=' but it's there. I know you'll be thrilled about this... I named it after you. :)[/quote']

This thread is now hijacked, TMI, and hilarious!

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