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So, really inappropriate weird question...

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AStephenson    159

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I know, it's possible. Can we count it as Protein? I've heard it's good for your hair maybe it'll stop the thinning!

Yes, but do we swallow it? Or apply it topically?? Could do double duty..I like the "messy" look ;)

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Twyla    10

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Hahahahahahahaha I love you guys!!!!!! I have one more thing to add. I'm completely serious..... when I was prego with my middle child, this was the only thing that took my heartburn away. No kidding. My hubs was the happiest man alive! Lol

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Beckyyb93    225

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Yes, but do we swallow it? Or apply it topically?? Could do double duty..I like the "messy" look ;)

YES! We do both...our boyfriends will be happy!

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Beckyyb93    225

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We never "get over" that. Besides, there could be a benefit, it's a great source of Protein.

I agree, it's kind of a part of oral...it's awkward not to do it and it's really not that bad as long as the guy is clean and healthy. They do all kinds of stuff for us sexually so I think we owe them. Plus, I love making him happy...it's the best part and it's kind of like winning. You conquered it and it gave you a present :)

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Pepper Paul    143

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I agree' date=' it's kind of a part of oral...it's awkward not to do it and it's really not that bad as long as the guy is clean and healthy. They do all kinds of stuff for us sexually so I think we owe them. Plus, I love making him happy...it's the best part and it's kind of like winning. You conquered it and it gave you a present :)[/quote']

Wow, I think I'm in love!

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Beckyyb93    225

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Wow, I think I'm in love!

Haha :) I'm pretty sure I'm just weird though...most girls don't like it. And, I mean like I'm not going to drink it but it's not this terrible evil thing that everyone makes it out to be and like we have pointed out it is legitimately good for you.

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Fiddleman    4,376

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Talk about Protein shots! Lmao #potent

Oh, that is bad....:) Time to call the pun police!

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*Dean*    1,594

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Okay' date=' so this is the consensus.

1 tsp of ejaculate is:

150mg of Protein

11mg of carbs

6mg of fat

7% Potassium

3% Copper and Zinc

More Vitamin C than an orange

:)[/quote']

Calories??

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*Dean*    1,594

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You girls are out of control!!!

So how many of you got multiple PM's after your disclosures??

Very funny thread.

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Beckyyb93    225

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You girls are out of control!!!

So how many of you got multiple PM's after your disclosures??

Very funny thread.

Yes, it's not often that you guys get to pry into our girl talk...now you know what you are missing :P I personally didn't get any pm's but I've made it clear that I have a pretty stellar boyfriend so that is a deterrent to any nice guys and of course you are all super nice and innocent (NOT!) well maybe you guys here on the forum but not guys in general. Sorry, but there are only a few good ones out there!

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OneManWolfpack    180

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Lol, my boyfriend is spoiled. I already have a pretty darn high flexibility level and my rule is I'm willing to try (most) anything once. I cheered and did gymnastics my entire life well until I was too heavy to do it, I fold all the way in half and can comfortably sit in the middle splits and can easily tuck my feet behind my head. I'm not as flexible nor as balanced as I used to be but I'm not bad for being heavy. That's one thing I've been working with my personal trainer to get back.

I agree, it's kind of a part of oral...it's awkward not to do it and it's really not that bad as long as the guy is clean and healthy. They do all kinds of stuff for us sexually so I think we owe them. Plus, I love making him happy...it's the best part and it's kind of like winning. You conquered it and it gave you a present :)

So, Becky... if things ever wind up not working out between you and your boyfriend, I just thought you'd like to know that I recently got sleeved and should be losing a lot of weight in the near future... and you know what that does for us guys and our, um, packages, right??? ;) Just sayin'....

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doxieville    799

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Talk about Protein shots! Lmao #potent

But are they the 'right' kind of Protein Shots that we can digest/absorb? ;-)

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fluffylibra30    323

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No it probably isn't digestible and goes through like waste.

This is all speculation ofcourse nothing scientific...

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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