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Grampa bought a rubber.

Sorry, thought we could use some comical relief. It's getting deep in here! Wacka wacka boom boom.

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Oh Vera, Vera, Vera... thank you for that! That was an old Steve Martin line. Right in the middle of his stand up he'd sing out, "grampa, bought a rubber." I'd crack up... that was back in the 80s when all that stupid junk busted a gut!

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I liked it when he talked about getting so small he crawled up into the vacuum cleaner.... lol

DeLarla - you're getting sleeeeeepy....

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It's funny...just last night we were thinking of renting the old stand up comic tapes.Robin Williams,Dennis Leary(his a**hole song is KILLER!!)Eddie Murphy(GI Joe swimming in the water!!)

:)

Chantal

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OMG Donali, you reminded me of "my cat bought $10,000 worth of cat toys, and you can't return them because they have spit all over them... gimme that, gimme that! Don't you HATE when they get stuck under the couch?"

CRACKING UP HERE!

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