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I had a Bailies with coffee and whipped cream this evening. Then I felt like I had a price to pay, so I drank an extra liter of Water afterwards. Well, now it's bed time. I'll be up all night going tinkle. I need to hire a life-manager to follow me around and do my thinking. What possessed me to drink a bucket of water before bed, let alone a thousand calorie drink?

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Tinkle... Tinkle... little DeLar ...La :cool:

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:D

Just be glad you didn't have to go to an school assembly and listen to them give out awards for two hours... including awards given to children that helped out 1 or more times in the lunchroom. :cool: A buttocks as large as mine is not meant to sit on a metal chair for that long! I was surprised they didn't give awards to children that attended school at least once during the year.:) Hope you are keepin those eyes open today DeLarla... if you need more excitement... I'll be happy to share more "edge of your chair" stories from the assembly.

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Sorry, but I'm laughing that you had to sit there cuz that happened to me last weekend. My neighbors are my best friends, and I'm super close to the kids. Mekha is 14 and makes me go to all her dance recitals. Last weekend she made me show up before 2:00 because her class danced exactly at 2:00. Joke was on me cuz that's when the entire program started. I had to watch from WeeTot Tumbling through Karate Kids, then up every age till the teens. It was a tiny library theater with Sesame Seat sized chairs. My butt was wedged in tight that entire time!

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Look at beautiful you!!!! It's great to put a face with the personality!!!!!

LOL... I'm glad I'm not the only one to suffer from small chair tushitis! I was a squirming and shifting... sighing... and otherwise in complete agony! Reason number 210 for getting the Lap Band!

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Stop guys I am dying. From the chairs (boy do I know the feeling) to the awards...from the tinkle and beyond. I needed a laugh today!

DeLarla....You are beautiful!!!!

Birdee

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We are all beautiful in here! That's why I keep coming back. Thanks for all the love my mom never gave me. These boards rule.

GET BANDED! Who hooo!

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Delarla, you're a hottie! You also have a great picture of you and your husband on your website. What a handsome couple!

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