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I have several Bariactric family members and soon to be one myself. I was in church yesterday when I thought of this.

While taking communion at church, I realized that bariactric patients are the only people that can take communion and get full. LOL. I could be the only person who thinks its funny, but I had a big smile on my face during that part of the service and everybody else was looking all serious.

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LOL! That is so funny!! (And true). I believe humor exists everywhere in life, including church. Thanks for sharing and making me laugh out loud! :-D

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LOL :lol:

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It's part of your meal! LOL Too funny!

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I don't go to church & have never had communion, but I know that back in the Atkins days people used to freak out about the carbs in the little wafer thing and/or the wine. They went so far as to measure everything out and drill it down to the nearest half carb. So don't forget you have to factor them into your weekly carb counts, I guess. :rolleyes:

(If it doesn't fill you up, just head over to the Sam's Club buffet after church, where I can be annoyed b/c you're blocking the aisle.) :)

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Sam's Club buffet. I didn't think of that. lol. I will be a frequent visitor. I love right behind one. Lol.

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LOL!! @ the Sams Club comment... I thought about that too!! I could head over on a Sat. for free samples and get full!! Sounds good to me!! :)

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Sam's Club buffet. I didn't think of that. lol. I will be a frequent visitor. I love right behind one. Lol.

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LOL that is funny! The Sam's club buffet - LOL! It's the little things...

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Both of those are funny. LOL If you are still early in your sleeve, you could get full on one sample!! LOL I'll have to remember that next time I am there once I can have "real" food again. I am still on pureed foods. Thanks for the laughs. I needed that!

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We did communion at Easter, and I remember prior to receiving it that I was hungry and couldn't wait to get home to eat. After I had communion, I wasn't hungry anymore, but I never thought of it in the way you did. That is funny!

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ChaCha, you just took communion to a whole 'nother level. Lol, too funny.

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Hahahahha...u guys are funny!!

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this is great hahahah

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Omg!! I can't wait!! :D

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