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Your toothpicks start collecting dust.

The only thing in your dishwasher is spoons, bowls and cups

You think slimfast tastes like manna from heaven

You pay $4.50 for a bottle of 'Protein water' and think you've treated yourself

You think boullioun cubes are worth their weight in gold.

You don't think putting pizza in a blender would be that bad

Your blender gives out from exhaustion

Your jaws start to atrophy from lack of use

You start to use fuzzy logic, if Jello is okay, then spam can't be far behind...

You are on day four and everyone says first three days were the worst and you can't tell the difference

You are afraid to watch television in case you see commercials about food

You are afraid to go grocery shopping

You start getting envious of the cat or dog crunching their pet food

You don't ever want to hear the word smoothie again!!!

What else???

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This is about a preop liquid diet:

Every corner has a fast food restaurant you would like to snack on

Each and every TV commerical is about food...and you get closer to the TV because you can smell the foodeak

Everyone around you is eating

Break room at work is stocked full of goodies for all to share

You can only smell food...and it smells so good

Your dreams are about eating a a buffet

You look forward to a chewable Vitamin

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You can smell everything and it smells 100 times better.

You consider divorcing your husband because he popped popcorn.< /p>

You accidently get a sliver of onion in your chicken broth and you get mad cause you ate it too fast.

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You get "excited" about drinking chicken broth!!:)

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Lol, sounds about how I feel right now and I'm just practicing.

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