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Do you know how long it has taken me to read this thread? Ohh my god, I have laughed all morning!!! ( I really need the laugh because my surgery is in the morning) Its nice to know that there are freaks like me (Funny and Telly) out there.... LOL So as far as everything that has been talked about.

BLOW JOBS- yep, love to givem..... Funny you had mentioned about almost giving your dh one in the hos after a baby. I did it. My poor man had to go 9 months without one, so he warned me as soon as the doc was out of the room he was going to drop his pants. He didn't think I would do it but he was in heaven although it didn't last long. LOL

SWALLOWING- Nope just can't do it, i swear its like drinking "cream of salt", but I have mastered the feeling of still sucking while he comes by stroking my tounge down the shaft durring the ejackulation

TOYS- havem, lovem, especially the roger rabbit!! (with the clitter getter) LOL

Roll Playing- Not to much in to that, but My honey does love it when I meet him at the door in nothing but his button down shirt and my CFM 6 inch hills.

Ok I am done, Again I have laughed so much my side hurts... you guys are a trip!!! I think we need our on sex forum!!! LOL

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my CFM 6 inch hills.

Omg I haven't heard anyone call them that but me for about 10 years!!!! LOL

I am not into the role playing, but I will dress up. As for DH and my freakiness...he loves it. But he is a freak too. I think I mentioned that before. He is freak enough to be mentioned again. LOL

As for talking to wives about being freaks... LOL Are you really sure you want more people like me and telly and jen in the world? hahahaha

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"TOYS- havem, lovem, especially the roger rabbit!! (with the clitter getter) "

I have the pink rabbit, it does some neat tricks, but I feel like it could have been made better, as far as cord being longer, and the baterries pop out of place when your really getting into it. When I read the review for it,I was like I gotta have that!, and for the price you would think it would have better workmanship. I was so upset about this I told Dh I was going to have to design a better one, with a stronger motor.

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I know my guy loves the toy stuff. I mean it could be not in our budget, but he will squeeze room in for a toy everytime, He has even ran out in the middle of the night,when he has found out my toy was broken.

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I have the pink rabbit, it does some neat tricks, but I feel like it could have been made better, as far as cord being longer, and the baterries pop out of place when your really getting into it. When I read the review for it,I was like I gotta have that!, and for the price you would think it would have better workmanship. I was so upset about this I told Dh I was going to have to design a better one, with a stronger motor.

I agree with you about the cord it is a little short, By my moter would power a small car.. LOL What do you own a hummer? LOL

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question:

Do guys like the toy stuff too?

hehehe paula, i have a "toy chest" that is in the form of a lockable footlocker in our closet. yes...lots and lots of toys. I am not sure how we aquire them all either. but we have them. also in there are the ribbons, costumes, lotions and oils, etc.

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Then again, now that I think about it, they may get less use now that I am losing weight, because we will be able to do more and explore more!

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what are the ribbons for? school girl routine?

LOL no, it is a way to tie up someone. You never know if you are going to be in a place with a head board that you can tie something to. So I have a really long length of satin ribbon. You slide that under that top mattress, and have the ends come up on either side of the bed. Now you can tie down the hands, or legs. :) We don't do much tying up, but it is nice to have when the mood strikes.

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LOL no, it is a way to tie up someone. You never know if you are going to be in a place with a head board that you can tie something to. So I have a really long length of satin ribbon. You slide that under that top mattress, and have the ends come up on either side of the bed. Now you can tie down the hands, or legs. :) We don't do much tying up, but it is nice to have when the mood strikes.

hmmmm...freaky deeky:eyebrows:

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Speaking of toys..... Wanna see the largest Dildo????

Dildo Island is the largest of three islands located at the entrance to Dildo Arm in the bottom of Trinity Bay. Initial survey work on Dildo Island in 1995 yielded evidence of a prehistoric occupation of the island by Dorset Eskimo, Recent Indian, and Beothuk people. Documentary evidence indicates that there was a Beothuk camp on the Island in the early 17th century and that an English fort was located there in the early 18th century. The Island was also the site of Newfoundland's first cod hatchery in the late 19th century. Between 1996 and 1999 excavations were conducted on a Dorset Eskimo house on the island dating to between AD 100 and AD 700 and in 2001 initial excavations were conducted on a Recent Indian site believed to date to circa AD 900.

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