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If you take grape chewable tylenol and you're older than 6 you might be a bandster.

If your first thought about the word "slip" has nothing to do with a banana peel, you might be a bandster.

If you know what papaya enzyme even is, much less have purchased it, you might be a bandster.

If you secretly think of your kids' college fund as your plastic surgery fund, you might be a bandster.

If having an apron has nothing to do with kitchen attire, you might be a bandster.

And lastly...

If you can instantly pick out the term that doesn't belong -- BatMobile, BatMan, BatPhone and BatWings -- you might be a successful bandster!

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If you're at a friend's house for dinner and you have to refuse the drink offer because it will delay dinner...you might be a bandster.

If your family thinks bad weather follows you around because all they hear are the rumblings of thunder coming from your belly....you might be a bandster.

If you'd rather throw away your old clothes than give them away and let someone see what size you wore...you might be a bandster.

If you feel like a turkey with the button that pops up the closer it is to being "done"...you might be a bandster. (Note...I'm looking forward to seeing that port pop out...can't feel it yet!)

These were my futile attempts at humor...I am getting a kick out of this thread! You guys are too funny!

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LMAO ! I just found this thread and had to bump it. :bump2:I laughed so hard at some of these. Let's see how long we can keep it going this time.

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