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The sad thing is we crack ourselves up! :D

Oh no we don't.....we were already cracked to begin with!

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Oh no we don't.....we were already cracked to begin with!

ROFLMAO!!!

It's the little things in life that make us happy!

If laughter is the best medicine, we ain't never getting sick!

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.....laughter is a great thing......so is a positive attitude...so is great people you meet on a lap band forum and who is dealing with what you are (the band, the surgery, the post ops etc)...its refreshing.....it def is making

my journey easier...i can only hope i (help) someone by something i say. granted i dont sugar coat much and tell it like it is w/no holds barred but that is how i expect it. my surgeon is straight talking...jeannie (bandwagon queen) tells me straight up......i wouldnt expect anything less from my b********* friends......

little things that make me happy:

my granddaugher (my heart right there)..her gonna be proud of her meme

maddysgram (and maddy :)

aj and the state of TX :)

deedee .....my home girl

love the new me........also a home girl

missy.....GF is freeking amazing

sojo.......incredible woman

stud muffin (apparently he is lost at sea AGAIN)

jeannie----i bow at your feet woman

a new dawn and other fabulous woman i talk to on this forum

if you are reading this and i dont mention your name, forgive me

as i am old and my memory is lacking LOL

and all the other friends on this forum i ADORE

(elvis included)

if i never lost another ounce, i owe a huge thanks to you guys for

keeping me positive and upbeat and always here to help/listen support me

this is what it is about

now.........as far a wabbit huntin

i shall send out the dragons and kabo (my doberman) to seek aj and her wittle gun

and help her out........

granted i shall stay behind...on my (yes pink lawn chair---call hub to verify)

soak up the sun.......and you know, if i hold my nails just right in the sun.....they sparkle :)

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Heart overflowing with warmth! We luv the pink princess and all our LBT friends. This forum and friends make this journey enjoyable.

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I was just going to ask ,wth did you guys have for Breakfast this morning?!?

You both have gone from bitchy to syrupy sweet in a heartbeat.

Though me being the Charming B, what CGB said is absolutely true. I wuv everyone too!

Now lets get back to being The Banded B's.

CG, get your arse out of that pink chair and do something useful.

aj, work on being less charming and more sarcastic.

DSD, with all those boys, just keep, keeping on.

As for me, it's time for my nap! Do Not Disturb!

I know CG, I know, I'm already disturb!

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i shall get my freek on in mere couple hours......hub loves these shoes i gots on.....my FM shoes

hey, i got pink toenails too

so pretty

just like ME

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First time you looked at your toes? They have been there the whole time, you know?

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First time you looked at your toes? They have been there the whole time, you know?

well, not since my pedi a couple weeks ago....i mean i kinda glance at them sometimes but it just dawned on me that they are pink...

u know jeanie our band wagon goddess said she thought i was born a blonde......

kinda hurt my feewings

but that happens to gorgeous southern girls like me

jealousy is so ugly

but i is pretty

skipping along on my magic sidewalk

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Lions & tigers & bears, oh my, lions & tigers & bears, oh my

We'reeeeeee off go see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz!

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