Jump to content
×
Are you looking for the BariatricPal Store? Go now!

Omg Worst Lap Band Experience Of My Life! (Some Might Find It Funny)



Recommended Posts

I was just stuck and had to spit up a little bit of fresh parsley. A bunch of spit came up with it and the toilet Water splashed my face. :( I want to die! I just washed my face with handsoap then put purel all over it. Has this happened to anyone? Do I need to purel again?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I hope you didnt get any in your eye!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

roflol.....Not laughing that you got stuck, laughing about the toilet water..hahaha

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So add alcohol wipes to the list of things I cleaned my face with after
:)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yep, it just happened to me the other day. And I was in a restaurant and so it was the toilet Water in a public toilet splashing me in the face!!! Next time I will chew slower and longer or bend down closer to the toilet....LOL!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yep, it just happened to me the other day. And I was in a restaurant and so it was the toilet Water in a public toilet splashing me in the face!!! Next time I will chew slower and longer or bend down closer to the toilet....LOL!!!

Yeah mine was a work toilet. So public but at least I know it is cleaned a few times per day. Blah. Did you do any super face scrubs or anything special?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Its probably cleaner than many things - your kitchen sink, the dish cloth you wipe the benches with, handrails in the shopping centre,etc. Its just the thought, lol

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

OMG yes, hahah. I've been splashed in the face, at my own house though. I used my handsoap and washed my face.

Totally understand the ick factor though. :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This is why I always stand up if I have to throw up. But lol!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

LOL, been there, done that!

I hope there isn't a next time for you, but if there is use our friend cocobean's trick. As you run to the toilet grab one of those paper seat covers, wad it up and throw it in the Water first. It doesn't splash back so bad. (public restroom)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ya, I just stand up and bend over a bit in a public toilet. Or if it's a private bathroom I use the sink (which I usually do at home). Sorry you got a toilet facial!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I find myself throwing up all the time so when it's in a public bathroom I take a whole bunch oh toilet seat covers and throw up on them. I couldn't take anymore splashing!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

OMGosh. I thought I was the only one! Grossest thing ever! it's bad enough when it happens at home, but in a public bathroom. Horrible! Thanks for the advise. I'm never gonna do that again without putting a toilet seat cover in the bowl.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

As one who threw-up or spit up a lot when I was first banded. You have to put some t. paper in before you do it and it keeps the Water from splashing on you. Not a whole lot just a lttle bit. Works for me.

Cheri

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Trending Products

  • Trending Topics

  • Recent Status Updates

    • Clueless_girl

      Losing my hair in clumps and still dealing with "stomach" issues from gallbladder removal surgery. On the positive side I'm doing better about meeting protein and water goals and taking my vitamins, so yay? 🤷‍♀️
      · 0 replies
      1. This update has no replies.
    • BeanitoDiego

      I've hit a stall 9 months out. I'm not worried, though. My fitness levels continue to improve and I have nearly accomplished my pre-surgery goal of learning to scuba dive! One dive left to complete to get my PADI card 🐠
      I was able to go for a 10K/6mile hike in the mountains two days ago just for the fun of it. In the before days, I might have attempted this, but it would have taken me 7 or 8 hours to complete and I would have been exhausted and in pain for the next two days. Taking my time with breaks for snacks and water, I was finished with my wee jaunt in only 4 hours 😎 and really got to enjoy photographing some insects, fungi, and turtles.
      · 0 replies
      1. This update has no replies.
    • Mr.Kantos

      Just signed up. Feeling optimistic.
      · 0 replies
      1. This update has no replies.
    • Frugal

      Welcome to Frugal Testing, where we are committed to revolutionizing the software testing landscape with our efficient and affordable solutions. As a pioneering company in this field, we understand the challenges faced by startups, small to medium-sized businesses and any organization working without budget constraints. Our mission is to deliver top-notch testing services that ensure the highest quality of software, all while keeping your costs in check.
      Frugal Testing offers a comprehensive suite of testing services tailored to meet diverse needs. Specializing in different types of testing including functional testing, automation testing, metaverse testing and D365 testing, we cover all bases to guarantee thorough software quality assurance. Our approach is not just about identifying bugs; it's about ensuring a seamless and superior user experience.
      Innovation is at the heart of what we do. By integrating the latest tools and technologies, many of which are cutting-edge open source solutions, we stay ahead in delivering efficient and effective testing services. This approach allows us to provide exceptional quality testing without the high costs typically associated with advanced testing methodologies.
      Understanding each client's unique needs is fundamental to our service delivery. At Frugal Testing, the focus is on creating customized testing strategies that align with specific business goals and budget requirements. This client-centric approach ensures that every testing solution is not only effective but also fully aligned with the client's objectives.
      Our team is our greatest asset. Composed of skilled professionals who are experts in the latest testing techniques and technologies, they bring dedication, expertise and a commitment to excellence in every project. This expertise ensures that our client’s software not only meets but often exceeds the highest standards of quality and performance.
      Frugal Testing is more than just a service provider; we are a partner in your success. With a blend of quality, innovation and cost-effectiveness, we are here to help you navigate the complexities of software testing, ensuring your product stands out in today's competitive market. 
      · 0 replies
      1. This update has no replies.
    • ChunkCat

      I have no clue where to upload this, so I'll put it here. This is pre-op vs the morning of my 6 month appointment! In office I weight 232, that's 88 lbs down since my highest weight, 75 lbs since my surgery weight! I can't believe this jacket fit... I am smaller now than the last time I was this size which the surgeon found really amusing. He's happy with where I am in my weight loss and estimates I'll be around 200 lbs by my 1 year anniversary! My lowest weight as an adult is 195, so that's pretty damn exciting to think I'll be near that at a year. Everything from there will be unknown territory!!

      · 3 replies
      1. AmberFL

        You look amazing!!! 😻 you have been killing it!

      2. NickelChip

        Congratulations! You're making excellent progress and looking amazing!

      3. BabySpoons

        So proud of you Cat. Getting into those smaller size clothes is half the fun isn't it?. Keep up the good work!!!!

  • Recent Topics

  • Hot Products

  • Sign Up For
    Our Newsletter

    Follow us for the latest news
    and special product offers!
  • Together, we have lost...
      lbs

    PatchAid Vitamin Patches

    ×