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1 pound = a Guinea Pig

1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts

2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs

3 pounds = an average human brain

4 pounds = an ostrich egg

5 pounds = a Chihuahua

6 pounds = a human’s skin

7.5 pounds = an average newborn

8 pounds = a human head

10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year

11 pounds = an average housecat

12 pounds = a Bald Eagle

15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs

16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain

20 pounds = an automobile tire

23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year

24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

25 pounds = an average 2 year old

30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

33 pounds = a cinder block

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of Water or an average human leg

44 pounds = an elephant’s heart

50 pounds = a small bale of hay

55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner

60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

70 pounds = an Irish Setter

77 pounds = a gold brick

80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape

90 pounds = a newborn calf

100 pounds = a 2 month old horse

111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year

117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)

118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month

130 pounds = a newborn giraffe

138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year

144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)

150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

187 pounds = an average adult man

200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds

235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger

300 pounds = an average football lineman

400 pounds = a Welsh pony

I finally lost that 5,000 BTU air conditioner. Can't wait to get rid of the elephant penis!

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I've lost a 5-gallon bottle of Water or an average human leg, WOW!!!!! I'm almost at an elephant’s heart! This is hilarious and AWESOME! Thanks :)

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i've lost a little more than an elephant's penis !

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An automobile tire and I'm only 2 weeks in!!! (including pre op diet!!!)

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I've lost an elephant's heart and have a cinderblock to go if I could get the scale moving again.

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I always tell people, now that I lost 37 lbs I have lost my daughter PLUS a newborn. LOL My daughter weighs 30lbs.

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I've lost an elephant's penis too!!

I've also lost more than my 8 yr old daughter! She weighs 58 lbs, and I can barely even lift her. To think I have been carrying her around for years on my body.

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So far I've lost an average 2 year old

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I have lost a newborn calf. Only ten dozen eggs to go. The Newborn calf is also the same weight of my 11 year old and 2 year old combined.

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I've lost an automobile tire LOL!

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