DerickM

I am pissed off and annoyed at the world, im trying to find fuckin job so I have been applying everywhere I can think of. People think that discrimination does not exist are living a fairyland! I am 6’2 348 pounds and strong as a fucking ox, I can pass a drug test and I bet I can outwork just about anybody you put next to me. I am looking for a job that involves labor so I can get exercise in and keep in shape while I am going to college (not to mention labor jobs are the only ones that pay halfway decent unless you have a degree) I go into these places and get treated nicely and am viewed with interest (you can see it on their faces: “wow, a big strong guy! He even knows how to use the ass end of a shovel! AND he doesn’t have track marks on his arm!”) UNTIL they look at my ears a bit closer and its like a door comes slamming down. WHAM! They start looking nervous and pensive. Ladies and gentleman, I am hearing impaired, I wear hearing aids (Imagine gasps of horror from prospective employers) but I can talk as well (even better) than a normal person I do NOT require extra help because of my hearing aids and generally do not have a problem even in loud environments because I can read lips. But they would rather hire Joe fucking blow who weighs 120 pounds soaking wet whose hands are as soft as silk, gives you a dumb look when you tell him to grab a shovel, whines, bitches and moans about his work instead of getting the fucking job done, the jobs is not even done right when he finishes, is always asking for advances on his paycheck because his money disappears up his nose. Fuck the world

Al Gore The time has come for him to go quietly into the good night. Michael Moore and Hitler-y Clinton

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get firefox

send them to Canada!

I want my naked weather forecasts!!

much thought has gone into this :heh: America: boobs = bad violence = accepted Europe: violence = bad boobs = accepted Curious no?

what ads? I love Firefox :heh:

I pay $3.50 a gallon, take a wild guess if I have changed my driving habits.

Looks like Satan has a new right hand man in hell then.

An open-handed single "swat" to a child's clothed bottom is not the same thing as a closed fist to the face.

Rammstein - Anything by them Rob Zombie - "Two Lane Blacktop" and "Demonoid Phenomenon" Bloodhound Gang - "Boom" and "I Wish I was Queer so I Could get Chicks" Tom Petty - Anything...with or without the Heartbreakers The Doors - Anything

little sisters...nuff said!

good article on smoking http://www.rogerwallace.com/smoking.html Like the guys says it all boils down to: It's icky... let's ban it!

"This for all you non-smokers out there, you and you only, because I know for a fact that you don't know this. Ready? Non-smokers die every day." -- Bill Hicks, Relentless

I ain't no dang moderate! I'm a centrist! Gun Control: against Abortion: Pro-Choice Very Pro-Union In favor of Gay Marriage I am a hunter-environmentalist Support Socialized Health care (to a point) Want lower taxes and the federal government out of my life I am in favor of immigration controls I do NOT support NAFTA or CAFTA I am sure there are some issues I missed.

bitorrent and other p2p freeware

IMHO, men with small penises and women who want penises drive hummers

People who read out loud. I want ninja monkeys to fling poo at them

In 1998, the London Telegraph reported that the World Health Organization (WHO) conducted one of the largest studies ever done on passive smoking and then tried to suppress the study because it concluded: http://www.journaloftheoretics.com/Editorials/Vol-1/e1-4.htm

Just wait until they achieve their goal of eliminating smoking and all that tax money just *poof* goes away.

only applies to non-smokers

stuff them with sausage and bake them

Since When has the ACLU become responsible for making and interpreting the law? Funny, I thought it was the judicial branch of the government that was supposed to do that. Oh, I can quote also: