DerickM

I am a Brain-Eating Zombie as some here have discovered :heh:

I miss you too. I tried to get some fights going but it didn't work. I got nothing Even you liberal commie types must be getting tired of bashing bush. Just have to wait a few more months until the election gathers some more steam i guess.

*sings* ... Just a little sexual tension..Under the guise of love *sings*

Michael Vick wanted to prove how tough he was, so he volunteered to go into a room with bin Laden, Hitler, and Charles Manson. He said, “I ain’t goin’ in there without my gun and my guard dog.” So, they gave him a gun with three bullets, and a pit bull. Vick and the dog entered the room, saw Manson, Hitler, and bid Laden ….and then Vick shot the dog three times.

It just stares at me...judging...forever judging! Make it stop! WDCS Life size whale – Das größte Banner der Welt

Lol, Foreigner is playing here in two weeks I got tickets (gooooood ones!)

Vin Diesel when he was in Pitch Black...I may be able to pull it off as well. Except for the shaved head. I tried that, I have knobs and valleys and ridges all over the place.

I am getting a sudden urge to start playing "Stacy's Mom" while reading this thread

The burn barrel for your bras is out back ladies.

I have seen Blue Oyster Cult 3 times, Three Dog Night 4 times and BTO 2 times! They always play in my area every 6-8 months.

I keep wanting to say that it sounds like country joe and the fish. but thats not right. but I feel better now having said it. sooooooooo.....there! :heh:

I love cathy by the way, for clearing that up for me

I hate you too! now let us go get drunk and have angry sex!!! :p:D

already have a bunch of Baez, Guthrie, Dylan and most of the 'big' names. Was hoping some old hippies could turn me onto some lesser known artists.

I am on a big 60's/70's singer-songwriter kick (mainly folk music) I am currently going through ALL of Nick Drake's stuff. I have a feeling I am going to want more of that style though. Any suggestions?

:help::help::help: I have a song stuck in my head from the 80's. Its annoying and my OCD Monkey wont let me rest until I know the name of the band and the song. Here is all that I know: It is from the 80's or early 90's part of the song goes "on the inside looking out" or "the outside looking in" kind of a "pop" rock song :help::help::help:

I found Jesus!! He was hiding behind the couch!

MY great-great grandparents came into this country LEGALLY. As far as the racism argument, try again my dear I AM hispanic.

Some things 1: I am highly pro-union 2: I am the quiet type in real life, i will not really take part in a conversation or activity until i have had a chance to observe. 3: I am an avid hunter but I don't like to fish 4: I scored in the top 1% in the nation on the ASVAB tests. 5: I received the CIM award for English my freshman year in high school and the CAM for English my sophmore year. 6: I wrestled for 12 years (Freestyle and Greco-Roman) 7: I studied martial arts for 18 years 8: I didn't go to my High School graduation. I went to a Jethro Tull concert instead.

I was being a smartass my dear green. Figured if i tweaked her nose a bit she would rejoin us. I always enjoyed debating with carlene as well.

A young man starts work at the local adult toy store. The owner says he has to go and tells the young man, if you can't find a price on something make one up. A white chick comes in and asks "how much for the white dildo?" he says "10 bucks" and she takes it. A black chick comes in and asks " how much for the black dildo?" he says "20 bucks" and she takes it. A biker chick comes in and asks "how much for the plaid dildo?" he says "30 bucks" and she takes it. The boss comes back and asks what happened while he was out and the young man replies, "I sold a white dildo to a white chick for $10, a black dildo to a black chick for $20 and a biker chick bought my thermos for $30. :p

She could not handle my superior logic and reasoning. Quite sad really....a nice lady but...a little off in the head. (now, that should bring her running back with guns loaded. HeHeHe)

On August 15th,2006, Elvira Arrelano was ordered to report for deportation, three years after she was found guilty of entering the country illegally and using a stolen Social Security number to obtain work. (Why it took three years to deport an illegal alien criminal I don't understand) She found sanctuary in a church near Chicago and defied authorities attempts to deport her. Finally, last weekend, ICE grabbed the uppity foreign bitch and deported her ass back to her rightful place, Mexico. Some facts: She entered this country illegally in 1997,was captured, and deported. She re-entered, again illegally, a few days later. Sometime in 1999, she spawned a bastard in Oregon, and eventually moved to Chicago, where she was arrested again, in 2002. Why she wasn't deported at this time makes no sense to me. She's claiming she needs to stay in the USA to be with her American-born fatherless son, who needs care for his ADHD. Of course, this 'care' probably comes from the same pocket of the US taxpayer as his hospital delivery did, along with the subsidized housing she was using, the free school lunch program that fed him, the food stamps she was issued, and likely a welfare check as well. Actually, it was she who separated herself from her child, refusing the final free-ride-for-two she was offered, opting instead to leave her child with friends in Chicago to be used as a political prop. I'm getting tired of the news copy that refer to this criminally unfit mother as an 'Immigrant Rights Activist', casually leaving out reference to the illegal part of those she is activating for (mainly, herself). Now I suppose we have to refer to John Dillinger as an advocate of banking reform? Or NAMBLA as a Child Rights Advocate? She ain't a hero. She's a lawbreaker who has already shown disrespect for our legal system, our taxpayers, our culture (after 10 yrs, she still hasn't a rudimentary grasp of English), and motherhood. Good riddance, Mojada. And may your son be better off without you. I know the rest of America will be.

be careful what you ask for...you want a rant I'll give you a rant!

Break glass bottle up into little pieces (or visit a junkyard for broken glass) and scatter the pieces on the ground and sprinkle a few shards on the seat of his car. Then roll the window ALL the way down. It will look as if his window has been broken.