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DerickM

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Everything posted by DerickM

  1. you own a dog...a cat your just kinda freinds with...maybe
  2. boring oh dear god it is so damned boring. just make sure you tape off windows and floors and the like.
  3. so your preggers!
  4. hmmm...in that case go back to hating your sister
  5. just let them know without fungi there would be no beer or wine. Viva La FUNGI!!!
  6. no 89 proof vodka has 65 calories per ounce. Considering bandsters are cheap dates you might not even make it to a ounce.
  7. yoooouuuuu nnnnneeeeddd VODKA!
  8. Doooooood! Im freaking out man! http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc277/funypicz0r/yagezu8.gif?t=1189836990
  9. Do something else, bored.com is a good place for distractions.
  10. yeah, its also called St. Anthony's fire and ignis sacer (Holy Fire)
  11. I am a closet nerd/geek, I love sci-fi and fantasy but I keep it well hidden from outsiders. :embarassed::embarassed::embarassed: A interesting question popped into my head the other day as I was watching my favorite sci-fi show Babylon 5. What would happen if you put a telepath on LSD? any ideas? witty remarks are encouraged as well as serious ones.
  12. They don't HAVE to make sense your just uneasy with certain things. Mine are: Chainsaws, I can be around them and work right alongside them with no problem whatsoever BUT I am extremely nervous when I operate one. Spiders, I blame my upbringing! when the person that you trust most is holding you and runs away screaming bloody murder when she/he sees a spider it does tend to impress upon you. :tired
  13. I am! the rest of you are all screwed up
  14. WASa you HAVE to watch this music video, I immediately thought of the chorus when I was reading your last post. [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=GtytnTs5z7A]YouTube - Bad Religion - 21st Century Digital Boy[/ame]
  15. A straight edge band called Another Anthem had a concert last night. I am fairly certain my jaw is slightly fractured, my nose is broken and it hurts to breathe...that was a good mosh pit last night. I very rarely get to mosh because of my size and strength, so I am left standing on the sidelines while little boys whose chest is about as big as my ankle get to have all the fun! but there were enough big guys there last night I felt ok about jumping in. It was fucking awsome!! I had this girl about 5'1 and maybe 100 pounds soaking wet just whaling on me, I am talking some serious anger issues here. I didn't do anything to her beforehand she just came up and booted me in the ass. I was so shocked all I could do was stand there with my mouth hanging open while she went to town on me...I think she is the one who broke my jaw...ah well! all in good fun!
  16. :whoo::whoo::whoo:
  17. I am one of the few people I know that watched the movie Idoracy (sp?) and saw it as more of a warning than a comedy.
  18. :hug: you need a hug
  19. and she should be dropped off in the middle east with no cash or passport. http://search2.foxnews.com/search?access=p&getfields=*&sort=date%3AD%3AS%3Ad1&output=xml_no_dtd&ie=UTF-8&client=my_frontend&filter=0&site=video&proxystylesheet=my_frontend&q=rosie%20o'donnell
  20. I can just imagine the rumors that would fly if I were to approach some teen lol. but, I do live fairly close to a college (SOU) so maybe I can find some starving art student who will do some work. Maybe even a cute one :guess
  21. I'd say this pretty much sums it up. I lol'd
  22. Bad Religion fuc*ing ROCKS!
  23. I would have flug blood all over the highest priced fabrics.

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