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Meow=^..^=

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  1. *This thing on???" :horn: LOL What? no comments on oil???? anyone????
  2. Doc ur Keesha is very cute Horses???? *sigh* I want a horse. I went to Horse camp for 3 years and I got bit in the neck by a horse when I was 7... I have always loved horses, maybe 1 day...lol ya along with a house and a pool and a new car...only in my dreams!!!
  3. Amy... LOL send the corset MY way would ya!!!!! Also.... I really want a Brazillian butt lift!!!! Cuz when I am thin baby dont got no back!!!! Of course I know this is a LONG way off but just wanted to let you know!!!! LMAO I am still debating on the soup *sigh* I just dont know if I could eat it every day....But congradulations!!!!!!!
  4. *NOTE* Do not throw buts out the window, or into peoples trucks, do not pick nose at light, keep my car insurance.... BUT I am still not wearing my seat belt!!!!! LOL Question...who is the "Reverand"???? never heard of him Beech girl what do you do????? My law: (Drum roll please!!!) Within 5 years the US of A will no longer be dependent on OIL!!!!! There is a way!!! Cars do not need to use gas, and sorry if that statement makes Car Execs cringe it is the TRUTH. And each state needs to find there natural reasoures and exploit them for energy.... I often wonder about the city I live in, Las Vegas, why are there not more wind farms???? why do we not use solar power??? HELLOOOO we live in the DESERT!!!! Hot and Windy is all we have ALL the time. Why is there not more plants in California to chang salt water into regular water???? LOL you know eventually there will not be water from the Colorado right????? Another, Stupid is as stupid does moments.... Why in a city of almost 2 million people, do we still have parts of our freeways with 2 lanes???? Why are we paying major salaries to city planners for stupidity???? And talking about salaries, why do we allow our state representatives in all aspects of Goverment, the right to give themselves pay raises???? Why dont we just cap it at 50 grand (thats considered middle class) and then we will get people that accually represent us, and that will want to be there for the "right" reasons. And lastly, I am also pro-choice, not my place to judge or to council. Free will is what we were given. I also had foster kids (teenagers) and it was tough, but I will do it again. I am soooo not down with capital punishment, too many innocent people in jail. But talking about jail, I think it needs to be tougher. My friend went to prison (minimum security on selling drugs), and she thinks it was a sorority. So when she went back they gave her less than a year so she went to jail, which she said was hellish. So when did prison become fun????? One final note: My Hubby has Polio so he has trouble walking and I noticed that the nieghborhood kids talk about it when we leave the house....I REEEEALLY want to go over and tell them, " I am sorry your parents have chose not to teach you social niceties, but you are all being very rude. If you have questions ask. But if you continue to act in ignorance and rudeness the world will kick you bum!" *sigh* But I wont caz I know I would go off, cuz they havent been taught. The other day they were outside by themselves at 11 pm... I totally agree on Parenting 101, LOL to buy a house or get divorced in Washington you have to take a class, why not when you have a child????
  5. Meow=^..^= replied to Nana~'s topic in The Lounge
    Hi, LOL I know NOTHING about puters, but looked at your site. i was able to find everything, and I must say your a very talented seamstress :clap2: But I was confused at first, cuz I was at the first page with family pic and then at the Can Can page. It took me a min to figure out the whole deal. But I REALLY like your costumes, are you still making them? lol cuz it looks like to me you sold them all!!!!!
  6. Now that song is gunna be in my head all day!!!!!!!:music: LOL Ya I like musicals too...And yes JCS runs threw my head, especially the king Harods song, wasnt he just crazy??? But I must say my fav is Sweet Charity's Big Spender number, LMAO we did it in High School... But I have to watch Moulan Rouge at least once a week...and my wedding song was Come What May, cried :Cry: COOOOOOME WHAT MAAAAAAAAAY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME WHAT MAY I WILL LOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOU UNTIL MY DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING DAY.........And Mr. McGregor is sooo cute lol Anywhoooo, on to the Ying Yang twins, yes I love the tunes, but Dude whats up with the grill??? LOL I mean comeon!!!! I just dont think all the metal work in the mouth is attractive... I just dont get that promoting poor dental hygiene is popular, WTH???? LOL is that just me??? And AAAAAHHHHH classic rock hehehe I listen to heavy metal when I am angry, gotta love Metallica!!!! :rockon:
  7. Although I didnt workout this weekend, I did drink all my water and did not go crazy on food...Woooo hoooo been studing up a storm for my test on Tuesday...OOOO I got a 75 out of 90 on the last test..LOL which I thought was pretty good for only going to 1 class. How was everyone elses weekend?????
  8. :behindsofa:Now no food thrown my direction.... Hubby does the laundry...LOL whoever is watching tv at night upstairs gets the laundry... And ya know I am on the puter, so up he goes :whoo: You see (start Mission Impossible theme) :spy: it is my evil plot of converting all people I live with into esclavos!!! LOL it is sick, I am sick, :loco: do they have a support group for this sort of thing???? So I maybe do a load of laundry once a month and cook a few meals.... But I do clean the bathrooms and the dishes and take care of the dogs. *sigh* now if I could train him to scrub the toilet life would be PERFECT!!!!! LMAO :becky:
  9. Well I listen to almost everything, but I prefer Spanish rock & pop, reggeton, salsa, bachata, cumbia.... But I also am a child of the 70's & 80's and on most stations (except for country :faint2:) I can sing the chorus...LOL OOOOOk the whole song, who am I kidding!!! Come on who can resist after hearing the intro to Copacabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana hehehe.... But what I find really interesting is when I moved from San Diego people dont/didnt know about ska and surfer music...lol I was so young and niave!!! I know that Oingo Boingo had a hit with Its a dead mans party, I just thought everyone knew about it...LOL OOps I seemed to have gotten off track!!! My bad!!! At this moment I really like Shakira & wycleff's song, and the Black Eyed Peas song.... Lady Lumps WTF???? LMAO Its right up there with Roses Smell like BOO BOO...ROTF
  10. Bumping for anymore suggestions!!!!
  11. Thnk you so much for the information...LOL I will be looking on Ebay and Craigs list and local paper... WOOOO steep prices but ya gotta do whatcha gotta do.
  12. So I ws looking for stationry bike or a treadmill, and they mostly have a maximum wieght limit of 250-300 pounds. I looked at Walmart, Kmart, LOL You know the affordable places!!!! Does anyone know of of a compny or any equipment that supports up to 500 pounds??? Would appreciate some info.
  13. LOL sorry , maybe I wasnt clear.... Its not that I m freaked out over sugar, just cuz its sugar.... its because when I eat salt or sugar my legs swell and it makes it difficult to walk... but thanx for the info... I will look into the soy.
  14. Chinese: THE WHOLE BUFFET!!! LOL just kidding. Hot and Sour soup, Wonton Soup, General Tso chicken, Kung Pow... Yea I like Asian cuisine hehehehe Italian:Not really into Pasta, whenever we go its Ceaser salad for me Seafood:Sushi !!! mmmmm yummy:hungry: ok I am adding a category!!! Mexican: Arroz con Pollo (rice with chicken) Tamales, Carne Asada, and Papusas which are from El Salvador......... LMAO uhuh its time to leave this thread!!!!
  15. This will be my greatest....O and I do men GREATEST challenge. I'm a carbonation FREAK!!!! Mind you I am not banded, I drink a 2 liter of Diet Pepsi a day, and that is CONTROLLING myself!!!!! I also know it is HORRIBLE for your bones and the rest of your body, and I still LOVE IT!!!! I now have my Hubby addicted to it too...I am so sorry Hubby, please forgive me:pray: But with this obsession I think I will not tempt myself when I get banded. LOL cuz I know I would be Legallyblond2. Smoking and soda are 2 of the same to me......I will succede!!!! IWILL..... I hope LOL
  16. OMG....:rant: I am just pissed... I know I am suppose to look at the lables of foods, and I am LAZY!!!!!:frusty: *Sigh* ok there is 12 grams of sugar in my fat free milk in 1 frickin serving!!!!!! LOL and I wondered why I felt like I lost my mind 2 days ago after I ate a bowl of cereal!!!! I dont like milk, I think its for baby cows, I only have it in Cereal, nd I only hve cereal like 2 times month. Sooooo are there any milk/not real milk products out there that do NOT contain sugar or salt, cuz I am pretty sure that I am going to have to make my own shakes due to my ankles swelling last week when I drank a Glucerna shake. I really feel like I am going to have to shop at Whole Foods soon. LOL As if I can afford that!!!! But I just get so angry about the salt and suger content in foods! It is disgusting to think they are filling food with crap to make money.:yell: ASSHATS!!!
  17. LOL I got alot out of being fat, mainly to irritate my mom, then moved into hiding from men, cuz men really dont look at fat gurls!!! But I am done with all that now, just want to lose wieght for health issues....And NO the band would not work for most people with developmental disabilities. You have to be able to say No to yourself and have control or you can really damage your stomach by retching. Especially people with predor willy, they eat everything. I had a client that ate flour, her goldfish, even dirt. But I have worked with other clients that probably could be banded and would be successful with it. So now I am on the hunt for a job that has insurance that will pay for the surgery.:banplease:
  18. Hey all :love:....Sooooooooooooooo, I FINALLY found a scale that did not scream, "Error get your fat ass off me!!!" and I found out how much I really wiegh:faint:.....Wait for it, waaaait for it.......430 lbs WTF???:Banane10: :censored: *sigh* :opps2: my bad!!! LOL Anywhoooooo, Let the dancing begin!!!!!!
  19. And I found the smileys!!!! GAWD I am so tarded sometimes!!! Have I mentioned I am puter illiterate??? AWWWW I gotta bounce i am late for school:target: Hasta luego!
  20. LOL Well I drank all my Water today in 15 minutes for my ultrasound...OMG had to pee soooooooooo bad 2 hours later and I still hadnt had the test!!!! ACKKKK!!! I wieghed on the scale and it was 430. *Sigh* almost fell right off the scale... That was depressing. I gained 50 lbs this year (at this rate I cant stay married for long or I will be 1000 lbs in 10 years LOL) So I talked to Hubby and we made a deal, cuz his knees are hurting cuz he gained 10 lbs, but he is disabled and only wieghs 130. No food at night, cuz ya know he made me go at 10 pm last night to get Polo Loco!!! Jacked up LOL And yes I ate the chicken with salsa...I am tellin ya fast food is Satins minions LMAO. SO for today, I was thankful that my back didnt hurt walking threw the hospital, that was a plus!!! I am going to do the 15 min McDonalds cardio dvd we got yesturday...LOL see how that goes cuz I know if I try the Zumba I may have hear failure!!!! Its been almost a year since I danced to Zumba... ya know I am not tryin to exercise infront of my new hubby...LMAO He would LOVE that!!!!!!! Seriously I will be making Chicken tonight for dinner, NO DAMN TORTILLAS FOR ME!!!!! and salad and more water GOOD LUCK Jen...LOL I ate ALL 10 nuggets, Spawns of SATAN!!!! AND I asked the other day for 1 count it 1 piece of cake from the store ( mexi store sells cake by the slice ya know) and Hubby came home with 13 different kinds...men suck lol So I feel for ya, I didnt have the will power to flush all of them!!!! So congradulations ya did good!!!!! Malice... Dont beat yourself up... today is a new day YOU can DO it!!!
  21. 6 to 10 years? I thought it was longer.... I will have to look into that again. LOL ya know I got early Alzhiemers right?
  22. I read all the posts on this thread....LOL took me a good 2 hours cuz hubby was buggin me for food.. sheesh, HI ALL! There are so many questions and comments I have but I will save that for later....O except for the TP, I wondered what the hell that was when I was in there!!!!! LMAO WARNING...I HAVE MY OWN LANGUGE AND FORGET THAT PEOPLE DONT KNOW IT SO IF YA GOT A QUESTION JUST ASK!!!! AND IF I RAMBLE JUST TELL ME TO SHUT UP!! About me.... My name is Kat but not to confuse people Meow is good. I am 34, and live in the 7th circle of Hell aka Vegas. I got married on Halloween last year (does that say something about me?) Yeeeeessssssss it was a themed wedding, lol there are pics floating around, Zootsuits and all!!! No kids, but we want some. My hubby is from El Salvador and INS is a B*tch! I have 3 dogs Jax, Jezabel & Jinx (pics of them on here too) I am not banded, branded or tatooed *sigh* but I hope to be someday. I work with the Developmentally Disabled, but the pay is crap so I went back to school, I should be done at the end of summer *crossing all fingers and toes* My favorite thing in life is to laugh, and I do quite alot. I was born and raised in San Diego. (I miss the Beach!!!!) I lived in Japan for a year, then moved to Olympia. I gained 100 lbs my Senior year of high school. Then the next year at my first "real" job I lost my mind and became a manager and gained another 100 lbs. Side note: MCDONALDS AND ALL FAST FOODS ARE FROM THE DEVIL!!!!! Sooooo, I whaled around in my 20s and had a really good time. I dont think I was ever in reality of my wieght. I wore hooker outfits (club gear) and danced all weekend. I was never uncomfortable with my body. My philosophy was, and is,"Ya, I am fat and?" LMAO and my advice to my phat friends, "Its not like he doesnt know your fat..." I did do some dieting, realizing that there are physical consequences to being fat. I did Atkins, and Phen Phen....I miss my pills!!!! Anywhoooooo Then I moved to Hell, or Lost Wages if your talking to my Dad, and I started having issues. I found out I had high blood pressure. Then I started having racing heart things happening, then swelling in my legs and feet. I then started looking into surgery. Working in my field the cheap B*stards dont wanna pay so they all have exclusions to WLS. Well 2 weeks ago I found out I have Diabetes too. Soooo now I am looking for "creative financing" LOL to get my band. Hey I just got a credit card thingy in the mail for 3.9% for the first 6 months, I am lookin into that!!!!!! I think I am around 400, Did I just say that????? LOL I would be happy at 250, I would run nakky threw the streets at 175. LMAO I am 5' 8 1/2" but I am large boned, I swear!!! LOL I have many tests coming this month so hopefully I will know more, cuz I swear I have PCOS, or fibroids or sumfin. So for now I have cut back on portions, no sugar and salt, and I am really trying to only eat salad from Donalds!!!! I know I have already lost wieght but tomarrow I will find out the accual damage. I also am starting to exercise again AUGGGGG It is a little painful!!!!! I miss dancing, but I am sooooo way outta shape...Its my mini goal, hehehehe to be able to dance a half hour straight!!!!! VIVA SALSA!!!! lol ok I did watch So you think You can Dance tonight.......SI SE PUEDES!!!!!! Good Luck, Good Tidings and GOOOODNIGHT! Peace Out
  23. I agree with MOON, YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!! LMAO omg of course the Lounge Lizards are drinking Hatergade!!!!!I can see your pic, your HOT!!!! Just think of when your down to whatever size you want to be....LOL o yes Haters will be everywhere!!!!! Good Luck You can do it!!!!! Ps. lol I dont feel 30ish so I didnt read the thread....ok ok I am gunna!!!!

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