Telly

Ok, I have to post this. I bought some lacy boy undies. No this is not an attempT to audition for porn. It's just that I have an ass now and I need to see it on a screen so I can criticize it. :heh: Only a select few of you will have access to this entry.

I'm with you AndyLiz, now if my damn iPod would just hurry the hell up, i'll be hitting the pavement.

DIva, you're missing that song.."Bootie bootie bootie bootie, shaking everywhere" I forget who sings it.

ROFLMAO! You are right. Your list is hilarious - especially since it has a "get rid of that ass" theme. THe songs coincide..lol.. Too cute!

Ok, this may be TMI but I went shopping last night. Took about 1k with me b/c I didn't want to spend too much on clothes when I am still losing weight. I bought these sexy ass boy undies - lacy. I came home, put them on and OMG they look HOTT!!!!!! I have an ass! What a wonderful NSV...roflmao! Now I just need a full body tan and to drop the final pounds and schedule the surgery. Hello Mr. Tummy Tuck dude!

Sounds like a plan. I am heading out to the gym now. Trust me on this. If you are trying to burn calories..lots of calories.... then this machine is the ticket. But if you are wanting to work everything out ..then that machine isn't the one for you.

The Arctrainer is a wonderful piece of equipment. It burns double the calories than any cardio machine in the history of human kind. I swear I am on that thing for 1 hour and I burn 650+ calories and I weigh in 4lbs less than I did before getting on it. Mind you I lose alot of water weight while on it but it's soo awesome. The women love this machine. It's a marching motion instead of the skiing - elliptical. It works your hips, thighs, gluteous maximus :heh: ..hemstrings, all of that, whereas the elliptical works arms and legs. You sacrifice arm movement for burning more calories I say.

YOU BASTID! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!! *Telly throws up her arms -- windmilling.. walks towards Paul*

ROFLMAO! YES PAUL. Morsaille, you rock for making this thread. It's the first time I truly feel at home on this forum. It' so sick and twisted, perversed and flagrant. It's uninhibited and trashy. God this is soo me.

THAT'S JUST AWESOME MO-NESS! I knew it! You are just that damn good Mo. You are the highlight of my hours here on the LBT forum. Paul, Dost thou hast to be so wretched that one cannot withold his spitting of fire upon thine self. *squints* I shall make a final bidding of wrath upon thee and cast you into the depts of the abyss in which you frequent.. lol

Roflmao!!! Stop This!!! Just Stop. You Are Contributing To My Unproductive Behavior Today!

lmmfao!!! laughing My *m* Ass Off!

yES YOU ARE mORSAILLE. That picture scares the shitz nit outta me. I almost wanna cry. It's like some horrible scientific experiment. EWWWW eyyyyy EWwwweyyy!

om*G! THAT'S

I agree Donna... that picture scares me. It looks almost human. The babies have human ass's

What do you get P'Nut and what the "F" is that in that picture? I see a perfect breast on it

*cries and cries and cries* I iz ain't I? Ok... *pretends to flip her hair but since there isn't any, she air flips..just for the effect of the expression*

:omg: :omg: :omg: LOL! True! Hey, I can pretend.. and damn you and your quick wit! Damn you all to hell!

I decided against homeschooling this school season. He wanted to join the J.R.O.T.C. - Naval Sea Cadet Corps and I don't have the focus to sit and teach. I've got my business, the move to come soon and just too much in life to take over my son's education. He's going to a "B" school so I feel ok...but one slip in his grades and he's back home again.

Guden morgan Mrs. P'Nut. How's life? Glad you started this thread. *rolls her eyes and flips her hair*

How do you get 4 gay guys on 1 bar stool? Turn it upside down. P'Nut's posted monkey photo reminds me of that.

Sound like she was making Pork Grinds

.......................................................bad Grandma's don't know any better. They are used to cooking the old fashioned way, before all of the diseases were outted.

Oh, great NSV - my wedding band and engagement ring no longer fits me. It falls off when I lower my hand. Also, I got in touch with a long lost buddy from myspace. I have a wedding to attend in Puerto Rico next month. I need to get down another 20lbs and I will.

Looks around Ok I'm here *looks around* soo...uhhhhh...what's crackelackin?