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If I can scratch at the same time. maybe. It depends on NutPhuckz rulling ruling.

I heard your monkey smells like cheese.

Could I recommend you download some Anthrax and Megadeth and play if full volume in his ear? Can I also recommend that the demods allow the monkeys to fly out of everyones butt and infest the world with infinitate madness and mayhem because we could all use a sphincter monkey now and again.

Here's your sign. If reading posts on LBT makes your sphincter tighter than mosquitos ass soaked in lemon juice, you may be emotionally involved

Rob's thing has gone astray? Gone Gone Astray-o?

Aocording to P'Nut. Diane has lost her thing. I'm so confused.

Colon Blow.

*stands up infront of everyone* Hello, My name is Paul and If I'm an alcoholic... good.. Suck it up scumbag because I couldn't give a rats ass.

My monkey smells like .... Billy Joel?????

Can I ass you a question?

Shing, Shing a Shong, Shing it loud, Shing it Shtrong, Shing of the Shad timesh and Shappy timesh,,,,

*waves an unsteady finger in the air* Washa..gonna *clears throat* What's goin on.

I think trying to kill threads, inadvertantly killed this thread.

Obesity Help Chat room?

Slight off topic. I get shaky every now and again (the most recent event being today) and I usually find it's because I'm short on Protein. I've tried eating a banana or something (thinking I was hypoglycaemic) and looking for fast shugar. It's never helped. I have found my best cure for the shakes is milk (milk shakes?? - sorry slight pun) followed by some more substantial protein.

Have you googled "Kraggie Hope TN"? Try it

Here is my food intake thus far today: Breakfast: A can of tuna and a banana Lunch: H. Choice General Tso Spicy Chicken Dinner: H. Choice Chicken / Red Pepper / Alfredo thingy. Supper: Unknown, possibly a can of tuna. That puts me at between 800 and 1100 calories per day, but I get around 60 - 80g of protein.

Have a splendid flight and vacation!

We had a lot of years practice at not losing weight. We're good at that I'm sad to say. Okay, I think I might try the morning thing. I've considered it but I've never tried it. Tomorrow AM I set the clock for 7 and my first action of the day will be to walk on the 'mill. Shudder.

I've been making decent dietary choices and I've also been doing okay on water. I've not been exercising at all once again. My prime #1 failure in this entire program. I feel deep down tired and I know this is from lack of activity. I am not sure how to force myself to exercise. I know the approach should be as simple as "Just do it" (thanks Nike). I will try and spend time on "the black mile" this evening.

Welcome back!

Actually mine was sincere sensitive cheesy bull crap.

Just going to state one or two things here, just so everyone can hear it loud and clear. 1. The "thread killing" thing is pure light hearted fun. If people were truly upset and offended by the humourists trying to lighten the mood - I apologize for my part. I don't like seeing people totally upset at each other so I am happy to take part in an effort to 'lighten' the mood. 2. With regards to the rehashing of everything over and over in the various threads. I'm done with it. I have come to the conclusion that nobody is a) prepared to listen to anyone elses point of view and it's self defeating to try and rationalize or defend actions or comments. 3. If anyone (and I mean ANYONE) is upset at my actions, comments, or humor, I request they simply send me a PM. I am a dawg but I do not bite. If people are trully upset the only way past it is with communication. Sending a PM to a third part isn't going to help. Send it direct to the source. I think thats all I have to say at this time. I enjoy giving people advice from my well read (but unbanded) experiences. I enjoy offering friends support. I also enjoy having a laugh with friends. I don't enjoy drama. I find it disheartening. It's almost like we need a UN to try and hear everyones point of view and settle folks down. I'm here to support people with the band, without the band, and who are considering getting the band. The end.

Wow, here's an idea. Let's rehash everything one more time. Just incase noone spotted it the first fifty times. Dislikes are dislikes, and none of this is constructive.

That shouldn't have been funny. Yet still I laughed.