dawg

Would you like cheese with that chillidog?

She told me to. *Sprinkles thumb tacks* No escape for you.

I'm a man, I can change, if I have to. I guess.

That's funny right there I don't care who I am.

Perhaps I should just post one of those spam mails I keep getting (not the ones that tell me that I'm a person who is obese, suffering from ED and need a MALE MEMBER TO IMPRESS YOUR WOMAN!!!). The ones that go: Get Caps cheap!! VAL1UM: $27.49 PR05AC: $21.22 RET4LIN: $14.21 etc etc.

Clearly someone needs to relax and take a moment. Have a cup of camomile. It's alll going to be okay. Living life at that pace can't be healthy. ~

I have to admit as I sit here wearing a LARGE T-shirt (note, note XXXXL, not XXXL, not XXL, not even XL, just "L") that there is nothing that makes you feel quite as good as an NSV. Though the odd thing is the sheer disbelief when you pull it on thinking this won't fit.....

What's a ture? I added "d" anywhere that seemed fitting, and the best I could come up with was "Turde"

I have to congratulate you all on giving me an insight onto a world that I didn't want ANY information on. You sick demented sicky sick sickos.

I personally don't want to look like that.

EmilieeYaye! Man... that was... cheesy. Seriously... well done

OO I missed this. Actually I was forced to grow up watching Home and Away and Neighbours (and the flying damn doctors). I'm afraid my view of Australians has been sadly tainted. I won't ever forgive the Australians for exporing Rolf Harris and the Minogue sisters. Those should have been classified as Biological weapons and banned under the Non Proliferation treaties. And as for Australian beer. I'm originally from the UK. I now have to suffer American beer.

I could have said it more succinctly I think. Cheer = good. Drool = bad.

Great, I thought this thread got renamed and went in the damn XXX thread by accident. Holy Moly. My poor eyes.

Dadgum! Welcome to the GFG!

I'll be out of town the weekend of the 7th.

I wanna be a TIGHTER

...... GRIN

Hold down the alt key and then type on the number pad: Alt 68 then release Alt = D Alt 100 then release Alt = d Now, if you decide to just run without D's.... It's your own "amn" fault

Surprisingly teabagging is usually quite a public event. Practitioners need to be beaten with a very large poop covered stick.

And then add boiling water.

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I lose 3 to 4 pounds when it's P'Nuts TOM

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I have decided that life on LBT is a Spanish soap opera. I have no doubt that next week the 50 personalities of P'Nut's that are doing something with FunnyD are going to produce a huge herd of rampaging bastards. It will then be discovered that I had a sex change and am actually my own sister, Maria. It will also transpire that Telly died but has been resurrected by a strange potion developed by the Clak Clak cult. I've also decided we need to change LBT to stand for something corny. How about "Life Beyond Tomorrow"??