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All we need in this post is an audience shouting "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!"

You eat something that looks like this:

I'm here. Did someone say boobs?

This post is taking a few ugly turns. Let me make a distraction: "HEY EVERYONE, LOOK OVER THERE, IS THAT A SQUIRREL!" (Sorry LittleBill, I didn't mean to make you hungry - a different post. )

Haha my surgeon thinks he is God. That guy cracks me up. 180s.jpg My surgeon is funny too. You could say he is a real "cutup".

Stress: When the mind overrides the body's urge to choke someone who deserves it.

No funeral is necessary. food did not die. You can eat the same food post surgery in smaller portions and for some, just less frequently. It is up to you, but IMHO, why do the behaviors that made us obese in the first place.

I am sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

Thank you for the recipe. I like spicy food. Does this recipe burn-burn-burn, for the ring of fire chili, the ring of fire chili?

I now know what thinner people feel like in the cold. I went camping for two nights that reached a low of the upper 20's to 30 degrees. I had so many additional layers of clothes on to try to stay warm that I loked like the Michelin man.

No you don't have to track, just warn your loved ones during the digestion process of those foods

Welcome home. I am glad you are feeling much better.

Dehydration? Are you drinking enough liquids? Vitamin deficiency such as magnesium or potassium? Don't just take potassium supplements, especially larger dosages, if you have any kidney issues. The best advice is to call your PCP's office on Monday. It is probably nothing to be concerned about. They have medical training, I do not. Good luck. .

At 1:35pm next Thursday. Easy there Missy with that advice. Let's not rush things, they should wait until at least 1:40PM.

A silver bullet, stake through the heart or even kryptonite won't kill this post. $@, I just kept it alive too.

I'll take the post bariatric WLS surgery weight loss Shar-Pei look on the green side of the grass over the alternative. People, after losing the excess weight, should not be surprised by the excess skin due to the years of stretching it out by being obese. Also we lose the elasticity of the skin as we age too. If someone wants to get plastic surgery because they would like to feel better about how they look, then that is their decision. For me, not seeing that obese man look back at me in the mirror is more than enough. My improved health, self esteem, improved or eliminated comorbidities due to no longer being obese, more NSVs than I can even write about on one page, etc., is all I need.

You were successful before, you will be successful again. Go bac to you old habits of journaling your daily food, Protein, Water and exercise. Post here, we got your back.

Thank you for your effort. What would happen if someone provided a link to actual Spam, the canned meat. Would that still be considered "spam"? (Sorry, for the pun, I am reading this while having some insomnia)

My wife says that it is because of my highly developed skills that has come from many hours of practice on her! You mean you rub oil on her and tie her legs together too? Actually, yes! A motel room, massage oil, drapery cord (it's soft) and a tarp makes for a great time! I am so thankful for your wife's sake that it does not include stuffing (the bread kind; be nice with your reply).

My wife says that it is because of my highly developed skills that has come from many hours of practice on her! You mean you rub oil on her and tie her legs together too?

Tan lines on a perfectly crispy turkey skin? That is the work of a true "master baster".

You kept your class with your MIL, even after that remark by her. You could also have said with a smile and a soft, tranquil voice: "Yes, I am not like Lisa, I am here for your son right now and love him very much".

That is the same advice Popeye's marital counselor gave him.

By "big" girls they must have meant: Beautiful Intelligent Gifted