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So I am getting ready for my psych evaluation today and just enjoying the peace of being alone in my room (I have five kids and am sitting this summer for my niece and nephew).

I put my hair up, got it all nice and curled and pretty for the day.....and ran out of hair spray. Luckily, I had bought another can so I grabbed it, ripped the lid off, shut my eyes and sprayed. Almost immediately, I noticed that it sprayed different (kind of like when the hairspray nozzle is full of hair spray) but I sprayed anyway.

I finished, opened my eyes, and ..... MY HEAD WAS WHITE! :ohmy: I had inadvertantly bought mousse. It is in the same shaped can as my hairspray, same color and everything. There was a big ole 60% off label over the area that says mousse.

Needless to say, I was shocked.

I have now cleaned myself up and everything that was behind me. I am once again ready to go to my appointment.

Perhaps I will tell my shrink this story......then again, today, perhaps I won't. :cursing:

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teri I think the person that is not very bright is the one that put the sticker over the work mousse!! your story made me giggle..sorry :-)

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hey!

it also made me giggle, but i have done it myself many times!!! You would think i would of learnt my lesson to read the labels properly. And i dont even have the excuse that a label was covering the lettering, just me just being impatient and not reading!!. lol

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So I am getting ready for my psych evaluation today and just enjoying the peace of being alone in my room (I have five kids and am sitting this summer for my niece and nephew).

I put my hair up, got it all nice and curled and pretty for the day.....and ran out of hair spray. Luckily, I had bought another can so I grabbed it, ripped the lid off, shut my eyes and sprayed. Almost immediately, I noticed that it sprayed different (kind of like when the hairspray nozzle is full of hair spray) but I sprayed anyway.

I finished, opened my eyes, and ..... MY HEAD WAS WHITE! :smile: I had inadvertantly bought mousse. It is in the same shaped can as my hairspray, same color and everything. There was a big ole 60% off label over the area that says mousse.

Needless to say, I was shocked.

I have now cleaned myself up and everything that was behind me. I am once again ready to go to my appointment.

Perhaps I will tell my shrink this story......then again, today, perhaps I won't. :angry:

Benhamgal, that was a hilarious story LOL :tt1::lol::o!

Sounds like something I would do!!! :lol:

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I did NOT tell my shrink this story today and I passed my psych evaluation with flying colors! Woo hoo!

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Well done you! I was nursing a bit of a hangover the day I sprayed deodarant on my hair! No excuse for me either just not paying attention lol

K XX

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:thumbup:Well done on passing!!! wooooooooo

I did NOT tell my shrink this story today and I passed my psych evaluation with flying colors! Woo hoo!

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I am so blind with out my glasses. Picked up a can of "hair spray" sprayed away with my eyes closed. Opened them up and to my amazement I had sprayed my ex-husband athlete foot spray all over my hair.< /p>

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Congrats on passing the psych test -- one more step closer -- Woo Hoo!!

And don't feel bad, one time I showed up at a very important business meeting with one brown shoe and one navy blue shoe on, but the worst thing was that one was a pump with a 3 inch heel and one was a flat :wink2:!!!

How in the hell, I managed to walk out the door and not notice this I will never ever know..............

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Teri:

That was so funny! It reminded me of how I sometimes cannot remember if I rinsed out the conditioner in my hair or not when I shower in the morning. I'm not so bright sometimes in the morning!

A couple of weeks ago I went to work with my new shirt on inside out! I had kept trying it on and didn't want to wear it a few times because it was still too tight, but I finally decided to wear it. Fortunately hardly anyone saw me, but someone did notice. She said something like "That's a cute new shirt, but you know it's on inside out, don't you?" How embarassing!

We can all be silly gooses sometimes.

Take care, and thanks for the laugh.

Sue

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Lol that made me giggle. I too have done that before, lol I think a lot of us have sprayed our hair with the wrong thing before.

I am very happy you passed your psych!

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LOL LOL! Now this is funny!!! and you didnt notice, walking lopsided??? lol lol lol lol lol

Congrats on passing the psych test -- one more step closer -- Woo Hoo!!

And don't feel bad, one time I showed up at a very important business meeting with one brown shoe and one navy blue shoe on, but the worst thing was that one was a pump with a 3 inch heel and one was a flat :thumbup:!!!

How in the hell, I managed to walk out the door and not notice this I will never ever know..............

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The deodorant story literally made me LOL!!! That was awesome! Of all the dingbat things I've done in my laugh, I actually haven't sprayed my hair with something weird. Tomorrow is a new day, however!

Thanks for sharing the stories....I'm still smiling.

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