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..... during family outings you order a small cup of ice cream as your meal (choices being slim) and you wind up giving half of it to a family member because there's no room...

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When faced with a choice of where to eat.. the All You Can Eat Buffets are definatly OUT!!

Oh.. and I asked for a kids meal, and they told me it would cost 2.00 more because I wasn't a kid!!! Duh.. it's the same food.. and my tummy is as small as a kids!

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You know how to use all of your friends microwaves like they are your own because you are constantly bringing over your own Soups and such

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when all your friends know when you make the face to move out of the way of the bathroom. And not ask questions till after.

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---When a 6'-2" 300 pound guy walks into a steak house and freaks everybody out by asking if they have a steak smaller than 8 oz. !!!

Got some really strange looks...

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---When a 6'-2" 300 pound guy walks into a steak house and freaks everybody out by asking if they have a steak smaller than 8 oz. !!!

Got some really strange looks...

Also, when said steak meal takes nearly an hour to enjoy!

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---When a 6'-2" 300 pound guy walks into a steak house and freaks everybody out by asking if they have a steak smaller than 8 oz. !!!

Got some really strange looks...

That's AWESOME! :) That totally made my day. Sometimes I feel so weird asking for something so small. We went to Popeye's at the airport the other day and I asked if they would sell me one chicken strip along with my hubby's meal! lol

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when--- you have an itch somewhere... back, shoulder, arm, etc. you go to itch it and your skin is not there... You have to keep moving your hand a few more inches to reach the itch!

am I the only one this has happened to???

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When the first thing you do after being seated in a restaurant is scope out where the restrooms are located "just in case".

AND

Make sure you don't sit on the inside of the booth blocked in by someone else "just in case".

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lol This is so true. lol

I always look for the bathroom.

...when you avoid going out to eat with some friends because they dont want to share off their plate. lol

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When you get excited because you have ankles again. and Think everyone should be excited too. lol

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When you get your blood pressure measured with the normal sized cuff, not the XL one.

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When your grandchildren asked you to slow down because you are walking to fast.

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