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Pooping the Alphabet

Okay, this might sound rude, but I KNOW I am not alone in this! What's with the guys I know being so proud of pooping out letters of the alphabet? My neighbor actually tried to drag me into his bathroom to show me the letter Q. Why are boys and (many) men so fascinated with poop?

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Ewwwwww, I say that if he is old enough to poop that big then he is old enough to put on the glove himself and "break" it or put it in a baggie!! But that right there is a mothers love for SURE!!! :)

My son the older one beats us all on size I have to put on plastic gloves to break it up or toss it in a plastic bag because it will stop up the toilet.

How bad is that?

Ahem, put those gloves on that boy-oh and make him break up his own poop. (I've made my son do his own laundry since he was 5, with my help unitl his ws big enough not not fall into the washer.)

You know that is right. What have I been thinking. I will put the gloves now in the bathroom and show him what he needs to do..

I needed a wake up call.

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OMG, I'm snorting and farting from laughing do damn hard here! Was it the Snooty Poop? The one that doesn't smell?

Bubba, my husband is the opposite of yours. I don't even bother closing the door any more cause HE always stands over me and talks while I'm busy. Then he plugs his nose and makes poopy stinky noises. I'm like, "why the hell do you come in here if you don't like the smell?" And if he doesn't open the door, the cat paws under the door till you open it, and Sachi likes to come and drink out of the bidette while I'm going potty. I finally stopped closing the door. At the Bonekovics' it's a family affair.

LOL oh my gosh. Men I tell you my whole family tries to come in when I doing my business

even the dog tries to sniff around I chase him out of the bathroom everytime. But my H will stand there and ask me questions I just look at him, tell him don't you see that I am busy and close the door.

Poop is smellllly. I have to spray air freshner in there when I am trying to get it broken up or in a plastic bag.

Please refer to me as MISS Upper Class Pooper, thank you...

I can't believe the sh*t that you all say.

I'm totally grossed out, yet keep finding my way back to this thread. Go figure!!!

I'm lovin it....I try to lock the door to do my business and my little girl will stick her fingers under the door and be like " mommy are you in there?"

I have been married for 3 years and he has NEVER seen me go #1 or #2. I am VERY freaky about the whole bathroom thing. If he even says "I can hearrrr youuu" I get stage fright and have to stop, then go back another time.

OH MY GAWD!!! I am cracking up over here. Dying I am. LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenna, I'm the same way! Stage fright is an excellent way to describe it. I can't use a bed pan either. No way. Of course, every now and again my DH will leave the door open and I get all freaked out.

And yes, the dog insists on checking on me while I'm on the potty. Dog! you saw me go in there!

And I thought I was coming here to learn about the lap-band......

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