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Somebody should be scared, very scared!!!

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Posting to change the subject to ME. Yeah my PCP/GP sent my letter to the surgeon's office. The surgeon's office should be submitting my paperwork to insurance tomorrow or Friday. WOOHOO; doing happy dance! :thumbup:

Go SickN, go SickN, it's yer birthday.......

Oh and very late LOL on the Kool-Aid "Oh yeah" (Plain) Come to think of it, I'd like to give a nice hawaiian punch tho..... :biggrin: Ahem, to the Stalker of course. Yea, that's it!

Congrats!!!!!!!!! You'll get it, you'll see!

Hawaiian Punch... drinking the s/f stuff as I type~

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So....poop?

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Somebody should be scared, very scared!!!

Why? Did Plain sneak off and have DS surgery? P.U.!

OK seriously, I really am going to bed now. Y'all are such bad influences!

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Everyone is getting surgery before me. :biggrin: -sigh-

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Everyone is getting surgery before me. :biggrin: -sigh-

Sorry Frogster - I'm lucky to have a more lenient insurance provider methinks. I just watched 2 episodes of "Big Medicine" and am pumped again (after my brief chicken shit episode from Sunday)!!!

I went to dinner w/ my triathalon friend and of course I was hot in the tight restaurant booth and she had to bring a sweater not to freeze. Frustrating! So many reasons why I'm SO ready!

And what's the last and most fun-nest to me? To prance around around at work in front of the staring Stalker. <insert evil laugh>

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Ugh, forgot to say that I got a very sweet email from my boss today (after I'd updated him on my progress). He said that if I needed anything after my surgery to make sure to call him. Aww!

SNT, say what you want, but every "after-hours" Cinemax movie has this in the script at some point.

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SNT, say what you want, but every "after-hours" Cinemax movie has this in the script at some point.

And lord knows, YOU would know!!! :biggrin:

Seriously, I've known him for almost 6 years and we've always just been like siblings. He's married with 2 young children. I'm not going thru all this to share a man. OH HELL TO THE NO! (O'course I'm too selfish to have shared a man ever!) <snap>

<pointing at Plain> Now you behave!

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So, I'm here (specifically in the R&R section) for entertainment, some debate / arguement, and to just shoot the shit with some folks because I work nights.

You said "shoot the shit". In a DS thread. :biggrin:

I did NOT know that OH had a R&R section!! I'm gonna "fly on the wall" it tonight!!

It sucks though. There is no real debate on most of the threads. I love these kinds of sections on other boards but I won't go to the OH one.

Anyway, that's not what I came to post. I had to tell you guys this because maybe find it as funny as I did.

I gave Mr. Mac my Pre-op Education guide that my surgeon gave me. Like a supportive husband, he read the whole thing. Today he gave it back to me and then stood there with a quizzical look on his face. I asked him if he wanted to talk about anything in the booklet and he said (and I quote):

"After reading this booklet, I don't see why anyone gets that DS surgery. It's so dangerous and the side-effects are so gross. You'd have to be crazy to do that."

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And what's the last and most fun-nest to me? To prance around around at work in front of the staring Stalker. <insert evil laugh>

Be sure and loudly proclaim "Oh, I accidentally dropped my stapler", then bend over slowly and pick it up. That's my best move....it drives the ladies wild at work*

*By ladies, I mean my imaginary friends.....hey, screw you for judging me!!

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I just saw a post on OH by a DSer she says she eats over 8000 calories a day. Wow. I eat around 8400 calories in a week o.o

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You said "shoot the shit". In a DS thread. :biggrin:

It sucks though. There is no real debate on most of the threads. I love these kinds of sections on other boards but I won't go to the OH one.

Anyway, that's not what I came to post. I had to tell you guys this because maybe find it as funny as I did.

I gave Mr. Mac my Pre-op Education guide that my surgeon gave me. Like a supportive husband, he read the whole thing. Today he gave it back to me and then stood there with a quizzical look on his face. I asked him if he wanted to talk about anything in the booklet and he said (and I quote):

"After reading this booklet, I don't see why anyone gets that DS surgery. It's so dangerous and the side-effects are so gross. You'd have to be crazy to do that."

All puns purely unintentional.....

I think I read you are going to give the sleeve a shot, Mac? Or am I confused?

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And lord knows, YOU would know!!! :biggrin:

Seriously, I've known him for almost 6 years and we've always just been like siblings. He's married with 2 young children. I'm not going thru all this to share a man. OH HELL TO THE NO! (O'course I'm too selfish to have shared a man ever!) <snap>

<pointing at Plain> Now you behave!

Well, to be honest, I've seen a lot of "skin-a-max" movies, but I only usually watch for 5 minutes or so <----- gratuitous masturbation joke.

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Oh, by the way, SickNtired, that is great news that things are starting to move for you!!!

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