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Mac glad you're doing well and losing weight!

Plain is always on rampages isn't he? lol

Here's something he can have a rampage about. This thread made me giggle

"Floater" Enigma (TMI Warning)

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Laura, please don't teach plain anymore new tricks, it is dangerous.

Too late, Susan! She's teaching me.....levitation!!

MommaMac - giirrrllll, I was just playing!

Everybody, I apologize for SNT....her maliciousness knows no bounds

Plain is always on rampages isn't he?

RAMPAGE!!

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Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'M ON A RAMPAGE!!

This whole crazy no carbs thing... *sigh*

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Guest BikiniBeachy

What happens to the anatomy during a DS that causes this??

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With a DS you only absorb about 20% of the fats you eat. Whenever you malabsorb, your bowels can get weird, but malabsorbing fats is, IMO, the worst for that sort of thing.

RnYers have bowel issues too since they malabsorb. I don't think they are obsessed with their bowels as a few of the DS posters on OH though.

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I felt that way this past weekend, so I got the stuff to make cupcakes, then I realized it made TWENTY FOUR cupcakes (WTF?).. Who has a muffin tin for 24 cupcakes.. so I made a cake instead. After one piece, it wasn't as good as I had daydreamed and threw the rest out.

Just saying, you're not missing out.. was a lot of work for nothin!

orrrr.... you can just run to Central Market and buy a pack of 6... they have THE BEST cupcakes ... that is until my very very DH carries them home sideways... all of the yummy icing (the best part, dontcha know) is allll over the top of the container..

and yes, i know i really shouldnt be eating cupcakes, but losing 4.2 lbs in a week when preggers gets you yelled at by your OB and i'm trying to avoid getting yelled at.. and i only ate one... and they're not "normal" sized cupcakes... and ... and ... and it was really good.

(sorry Diva)

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Heh... I recognize that quote! You are reading over there, eh? ;o)

Why oh why didn't I get DS!

Forgive my ignorance....but....what the hell is DS? Whatever it is I DON'T WANT IT!...:cursing: Joy

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Catching up...I've been away far too long!:w00t::lol:

Joy - DS is duodenal switch - it's a type of WLS, but I'm not sure about the specifics. After reading through some of the threads on OH, I don't WANT to know any more - sheesh!:cursing:

My new name is Cheesey Dippin Dunkin - and TrueDiva, we are sistas! :mellow:

I :tt2: this thread...I come here to laugh about the inappropriate posts - ya'll keep 'em comin!:cool2:

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all of the yummy icing (the best part, dontcha know) is allll over the top of the container..

But LJM - this is a sign that DH really cares for you - he is intentionally separating the best part from the rest so that you can indulge in the icing and not be bothered with the cake part. Such a loving man, he obviously is!

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But LJM - this is a sign that DH really cares for you - he is intentionally separating the best part from the rest so that you can indulge in the icing and not be bothered with the cake part. Such a loving man, he obviously is!

very true.... :cursing::lol::mellow::lol::cool2: licking the top was good, but the cake part was really good too... and yes, i had one for Breakfast ... ok - half of one... restriction's a bitch in the morning...

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Carinos mini tiramisu-soooo yummy, it was my BFF b-day, had to help her celebrate!:cursing:

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orrrr.... you can just run to Central Market and buy a pack of 6... they have THE BEST cupcakes ... that is until my very very DH carries them home sideways... all of the yummy icing (the best part, dontcha know) is allll over the top of the container..

and yes, i know i really shouldnt be eating cupcakes, but losing 4.2 lbs in a week when preggers gets you yelled at by your OB and i'm trying to avoid getting yelled at.. and i only ate one... and they're not "normal" sized cupcakes... and ... and ... and it was really good.

(sorry Diva)

And you know... as I'm reading this I'm thinking: :):cursing::):cursing::):cursing::):cursing::tt2::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing:

Oh well... I just lost four pounds last night, so I *guess* its worth it. :sneaky:

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And you know... as I'm reading this I'm thinking: :):cursing::):cursing::):cursing::):cursing::tt2::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing:

Oh well... I just lost four pounds last night, so I *guess* its worth it. :sneaky:

congrats on the 4 pounds!

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congrats on the 4 pounds!

Thank you! Well there is somethings that make me smile! :(

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

        I don't know at what point my life expanded, was it when I lost 100 pounds? Was it when I left my walking stick at home ? Was it when I said yes to an outing instead of finding an excuse to stay home ? i look back at my last five years and wonder how loosing weight has made such a difference. Be ready to amaze yourself.

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