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Somebody should be scared, very scared!!!

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Posting to change the subject to ME. Yeah my PCP/GP sent my letter to the surgeon's office. The surgeon's office should be submitting my paperwork to insurance tomorrow or Friday. WOOHOO; doing happy dance! :thumbup:

Go SickN, go SickN, it's yer birthday.......

Oh and very late LOL on the Kool-Aid "Oh yeah" (Plain) Come to think of it, I'd like to give a nice hawaiian punch tho..... :biggrin: Ahem, to the Stalker of course. Yea, that's it!

Congrats!!!!!!!!! You'll get it, you'll see!

Hawaiian Punch... drinking the s/f stuff as I type~

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So....poop?

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Somebody should be scared, very scared!!!

Why? Did Plain sneak off and have DS surgery? P.U.!

OK seriously, I really am going to bed now. Y'all are such bad influences!

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Everyone is getting surgery before me. :biggrin: -sigh-

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Everyone is getting surgery before me. :biggrin: -sigh-

Sorry Frogster - I'm lucky to have a more lenient insurance provider methinks. I just watched 2 episodes of "Big Medicine" and am pumped again (after my brief chicken shit episode from Sunday)!!!

I went to dinner w/ my triathalon friend and of course I was hot in the tight restaurant booth and she had to bring a sweater not to freeze. Frustrating! So many reasons why I'm SO ready!

And what's the last and most fun-nest to me? To prance around around at work in front of the staring Stalker. <insert evil laugh>

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Ugh, forgot to say that I got a very sweet email from my boss today (after I'd updated him on my progress). He said that if I needed anything after my surgery to make sure to call him. Aww!

SNT, say what you want, but every "after-hours" Cinemax movie has this in the script at some point.

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SNT, say what you want, but every "after-hours" Cinemax movie has this in the script at some point.

And lord knows, YOU would know!!! :biggrin:

Seriously, I've known him for almost 6 years and we've always just been like siblings. He's married with 2 young children. I'm not going thru all this to share a man. OH HELL TO THE NO! (O'course I'm too selfish to have shared a man ever!) <snap>

<pointing at Plain> Now you behave!

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So, I'm here (specifically in the R&R section) for entertainment, some debate / arguement, and to just shoot the shit with some folks because I work nights.

You said "shoot the shit". In a DS thread. :biggrin:

I did NOT know that OH had a R&R section!! I'm gonna "fly on the wall" it tonight!!

It sucks though. There is no real debate on most of the threads. I love these kinds of sections on other boards but I won't go to the OH one.

Anyway, that's not what I came to post. I had to tell you guys this because maybe find it as funny as I did.

I gave Mr. Mac my Pre-op Education guide that my surgeon gave me. Like a supportive husband, he read the whole thing. Today he gave it back to me and then stood there with a quizzical look on his face. I asked him if he wanted to talk about anything in the booklet and he said (and I quote):

"After reading this booklet, I don't see why anyone gets that DS surgery. It's so dangerous and the side-effects are so gross. You'd have to be crazy to do that."

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And what's the last and most fun-nest to me? To prance around around at work in front of the staring Stalker. <insert evil laugh>

Be sure and loudly proclaim "Oh, I accidentally dropped my stapler", then bend over slowly and pick it up. That's my best move....it drives the ladies wild at work*

*By ladies, I mean my imaginary friends.....hey, screw you for judging me!!

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I just saw a post on OH by a DSer she says she eats over 8000 calories a day. Wow. I eat around 8400 calories in a week o.o

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You said "shoot the shit". In a DS thread. :biggrin:

It sucks though. There is no real debate on most of the threads. I love these kinds of sections on other boards but I won't go to the OH one.

Anyway, that's not what I came to post. I had to tell you guys this because maybe find it as funny as I did.

I gave Mr. Mac my Pre-op Education guide that my surgeon gave me. Like a supportive husband, he read the whole thing. Today he gave it back to me and then stood there with a quizzical look on his face. I asked him if he wanted to talk about anything in the booklet and he said (and I quote):

"After reading this booklet, I don't see why anyone gets that DS surgery. It's so dangerous and the side-effects are so gross. You'd have to be crazy to do that."

All puns purely unintentional.....

I think I read you are going to give the sleeve a shot, Mac? Or am I confused?

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And lord knows, YOU would know!!! :biggrin:

Seriously, I've known him for almost 6 years and we've always just been like siblings. He's married with 2 young children. I'm not going thru all this to share a man. OH HELL TO THE NO! (O'course I'm too selfish to have shared a man ever!) <snap>

<pointing at Plain> Now you behave!

Well, to be honest, I've seen a lot of "skin-a-max" movies, but I only usually watch for 5 minutes or so <----- gratuitous masturbation joke.

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Oh, by the way, SickNtired, that is great news that things are starting to move for you!!!

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

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