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About 15 years ago had the sweet preacher's wife ask me to go out to dinner with her. Do you know what was on her agenda???????????? She wanted me to tell her how to do it cuz her sweet preacher husband thought that would be a thing he would like. (Not sure why she picked me...must have noticed that my mind was wandering during service). Anyway, after the initial embarrassment, and knowing that I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face as I explained my technique, I told her to practice on a Tootsie Roll Pop. Still to this day I feel like I let her down!

ROTFL...OH MY!!!

But a toostie pop???? lol....She could choke to death....lol..

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ROTFL...OH MY!!!

But a toostie pop???? lol....She could choke to death....lol..

Appreciate your concern for preacher's wife and the preacher himself. Not sure if she really ever got around to the real thing. But, from that point on, every time I saw her, she had a red tongue.

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About 15 years ago had the sweet preacher's wife ask me to go out to dinner with her. Do you know what was on her agenda???????????? She wanted me to tell her how to do it cuz her sweet preacher husband thought that would be a thing he would like. (Not sure why she picked me...must have noticed that my mind was wandering during service). Anyway, after the initial embarrassment, and knowing that I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face as I explained my technique, I told her to practice on a Tootsie Roll Pop. Still to this day I feel like I let her down!

On a TOOTSIE ROLL POP? Giirrrrlll, if it isn't at least a banana, then you aren't getting everything that you're entitled to!

Sorry, I couldn't control myself! See what a couple vodka shots in a f*t *ass with a lapband can do! I may be a heavy-weight but when it comes to liquor these days, I'm a LIGHT-weight!

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A Tootsie Roll Pop? Oh no, you DID let her down! Don't you remember the little critters on the commercial wanted to know how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? One - Two - Three - CRUNCH... Yup, THREE. Yikes! Did you notice after that the preacher's voice got higher? :wink:

My legs crossed together very tightly when I read this message. Are you a sadist or what???!??? This kind of comment can make a grown man cry! :(

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This is in regard to my post above....

Okay.. I feel like a TOTAL *ss now... sweet Kim sent me a PM saying that she is sorry to have offended me. I was NOT offended. I thought it was hilarious!

I keep forgetting that you all can't see my laughing face as I type my posts and don't necessarily know that I am thoroughly amused. Looking back on it, I didn't even use an appropriate Smiley Icon. It should have been jumping up and down and laffing its fool head off!

I'm sorry to have put an unnecessary damper on the party. You can dress me up (sometimes), but obviously... you can't take me out!

I promise to do better next time.

Kimmie... Keep on postin, doll... you're a riot!

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Has anyone noticed that the port when you lie down pots up or moves when you turn your body, this is embarising if you have a new partner got lap banded in sep 2007, my surgeon says normal and will be more noticeable. Help has anyone had this problem does it change if more or less fill?

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Checked out the photos,you have done really well so how much weight lost over what periods of time? what are you having done. Noticed i have bad batwing arms at the moment.

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WCFG---it was not the CRUNCH" that made me cringe with the suggestion of using a tootsie roll pop.....it was the way the dang things always cut my tongue! :success1: Is it just me? Do I have particularly caustic saliva????

I HATE tootsie roll pops!!! Yep---I woulda suggested something else to practice on!!

To me, the obvious item to practice on ---- is her DH--he talks, the candy, or the banana---they don't so much!!!! :shades_smile:

As per your post---I utilized the smileys---to show my humor in the thread....LOL:wink2:

Kat

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