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I look at those darn graphs and think "I can't wait until I am JUST obese"... whodathunkit?

Severely obese.... blech.

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I wonder who came up with the graphs in the first place.

Obese to me sounds quite nice to me too.:)

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My niece (age 6) was playing with her friend in the playroom and I went to the bathroom (which is next to the playroom) and I hear.... "How come your aunt is so big but my mom is so skinny?" I was horrified! But a smile was brought to my face when my niece replied, "She isn't big, she's just a bit fluffy."

ROFLMAO @ fluffy

I know I really shouldn't think it is funny but I thought it was much better than being called fat by a 6 year olds. Was actually refreshing.

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Emmy, one of my favorite NSVs was discovering that I was finally ON the chart at my gym. The BMI chart helpfully goes up to 38, and when I started this process my BMI was 47. So it took a while, but when I saw one day that I was actually ON that chart I was dancing for days. :)

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Fluffy sounds good to me much nicer than fat lol. I was 44.9 when I had my surgery and I just worked it out again and now its 37.6 what a great feeling.

Helenxx.

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We should have our own LapBand BMI chart. You have to weigh at least 200 to find your BMI so skinny people can see what it's like to be non-existent.

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"She isn't big, she's just a bit fluffy."

Fluffy- thats the best one yet!

Out of the mouth of babes

She must love you tremendously- she described you as a sweet fluffy lovely thought of love. I can just see that little face defending you. I love it!

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Just checked my weight and BMI and HOORAY!!! I am OBESE!!!!!!!!!!!!! My bmi is 37.59. The scale for obese in Fitday is 30 to 39.9. WHOO HOO!!!! LOOK AT ALL THOSE DANCING BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!

:banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana

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My BMI as of this morning was 32.6!!! Holy crap, Batman. I think I have to sit down, I'm feeling woozy. But it's a good kind of woozy. :cool:

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