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I honestly entertain myself

Today, in the car, I was putting makeup on before going inside this building. And ladies, you know how you'll put concealer under your eyes or on diff areas of your face to "sit" , and dry before blending. Maybe 5 min or 10, whatever. Right?
Anyways, so I was doing that. Finished doing other areas of my face and realized, I was going to be late. Got out of my car and went inside. Several different guys were looking deeply into my eyes, as I passed by them in their seats.
I thought "Hmm. Wonder why are they looking at me so intently. I'm not even made up really cute today.Strange"

Then I thought to myself: Jo, duh, it's your personality. You light up a room. You're so charismatic, people just flock to you. You can't help it

I find the nearest bathroom to do one last tinkle.
Afterwards, I am washing my hands and look in the mirror---

Priceless.
Hey, confidence is better than insecurity eh?
Not so long ago, I would have questioned myself for all the stares. Lol
The transition of time and knowing WHO YOU ARE and your worth- even when you forgot to blend in your makeup and you look like a Clown Lol
I died laughing in restroom, all by my lonesome.

"Work it, Jo"

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Teehee! This made me giggle. I've done something very similar. I'm a wuss and hate plucking my eyebrows so I use veet hair removal cream for sensitive skin and just shape my brows with that. I put it on, forgot about it, left the house saying good morning to my neighbours and drove to work. It was only when I felt the burning sensation as I walked across the car park I realised what I'd done! Xx

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Oh girls I think this maybe means we're all sisters after all. I have a scar on the back of one calf from. trying to shave my legs, it was one of those old fashioned Gillette ones, nobody had told me you had to screw the handle down to keep the blade stable and in place. Sad thing ,at that time I didn't have enough leg hair to even justify using it.
Love hearing of these "oops" stories.

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Tried a hair removal cream when I was like 16 did not set a timer 1st leg went fine second leg minor chemical burns

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