Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year.

A pretty good girl most of the time.

I've just been so-so lately.

I'm working on being good today. (Nah, not really...)

Crap, Santa!!!! Being good isn't all it's cracked up to be! I'm shittin' bricks over here waitin' for you to come and worried you won't! Could you please bring me the following?

1. A "smacks head" emoji.

2. A unicorn emoji--cuz come on, doesn't everyone need a unicorn emoji?

3. A rainbow emoji. Well hell! It goes along with the unicorn right?

4. A "party hat with horn" emoji for those moments you want to tell everyone to enjoy the party. (Because it might get me to stop using the elephant emoji to reference losing loosing an elephant penis.)

5. A "popcorn eating" emoji.

Thank you so much in advance. I know the addition of these emojis in my tool kit will make me extra expressive to my fellow bariatrineers. In fact, I was elected selected asked encouraged uhhhh, just hoping my personal appeal would find its way to the North Pole. I'm pretty sure these emojis will save me from losing loosing disappearing giving away the rest of my marbles while I wait for my WLS that never seems to come...

Big hugs from Texas,

Me

Edited December 11, 20178 yr by FluffyChix

Maybe that’s why I didn’t get a reply to the last email to you.