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The kind that's mor elike a flit? fart/shit

No. They just freaking STINK!

It's like something special happens when he goes to bed, and they become supercharged or something.

I don't know. And I do give as good as I get. So don't worry about poor little Chickie. She takes great delight in Dutch oven-ing her poor old husband at 2am.

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No. They just freaking STINK!

It's like something special happens when he goes to bed, and they become supercharged or something.

I don't know. And I do give as good as I get. So don't worry about poor little Chickie. She takes great delight in Dutch oven-ing her poor old husband at 2am.

:cry Someone please erase the mental pictures :cry

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No. They just freaking STINK!

It's like something special happens when he goes to bed, and they become supercharged or something.

I don't know. And I do give as good as I get. So don't worry about poor little Chickie. She takes great delight in Dutch oven-ing her poor old husband at 2am.

LMAO - specially the TOM farts. EWWWWWWW

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Are we starting to fizzle? :think I feel the thread getting slower. :think

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It's high-larious when he wakes up , rips the blanket off his head and has a look on his face like I just waved a dead rat under his nose!

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A fart/shit combo is a SHART.

Shart! Got it. Thnx! :clap2:

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That's funny Lauren. I remember reading so many posts by you and realizing that you hadn't gotten your band yet.

You must be an inbetweenie

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It's high-larious when he wakes up , rips the blanket off his head and has a look on his face like I just waved a dead rat under his nose!

STOP IT. I am going to wake the little one! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

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Gotta go and watch KidNation now. Some of those kids are more mature than I am. I am still a kid in an overgrown but getting smaller body

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well we are talking about farts...

Should we start talking about know it alls again? :D

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That's funny Lauren. I remember reading so many posts by you and realizing that you hadn't gotten your band yet.

You must be an inbetweenie

Yep, took me almost 9 months to get my insurance to approve and actually have surgery. But, on the upside, it gave me plenty of time to make sure that this was what I wanted to do and that I knew as much about it as possible.

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