I finally got my activity tracker!

[LittleBill 2,231]

Your answer before reminded me of a joke that includes 3 eskimos, a bar and fart

Nilla

Wait wait wait! You can't stop there!

[mrsNilla 304]

Your answer before reminded me of a joke that includes 3 eskimos, a bar and fart

Nilla

Wait wait wait! You can't stop there!

I can't do the instructor from my flight school justice, but here is my short version:

Two eskimos are drinking at the local igloo bar. One says to the other "my igloo is so cold, it snows when I breathe". The other one answers "my igloo is even colder, my piss freezes before it hits the toilet".

A lonely voice from the nearby table asks the two drunk eskimos to join him in his igloo... when they get there he lights a candle and starts taking the covers off his bed... the two eskimos get worried and want to leave, but the host stops them. He takes a brown shape from the linens and holds it over the candle... *fart noise*

It's so much better live, but you get the picture ????

Nilla

[LittleBill 2,231]

Oh, I do! And I am going to have to use that one! Thank you for posting it.