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In the middle of our family's traditional 'last nite before school starts 'dinner I was out flanked and seriously assaulted by my underwire bra!

It was a surprise attack. Previous recon on the offending underwire gave no hint of an impending an attack. Damage to the bra's current left side resident is still being assessed. Names withheld pending notification to other resident.

The hostile underwire is being held by canine special forces after being delicately removed, cussed at, thrown to the floor. The Yorkie and Maltipoo are on hostile undergarment security detail until further notice.

Seriously though, I really didn't wanna buy a new bra till it didn't fit after WLS.

# annoyed #lastbuffcolorbra #bralessinNY #damnthemanwhodesignedunderwires

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I hate underwire! I used to love them, actually used to sleep in them. But then one day, I was attacked. All I remember was a quick jab to the ribs followed by profanities that would make the devil himself blush.

Due to the size of the pups, I am required to have underwires. I still hate them. And they still hate me. As I type this out, I am being jabbed in the center of my chest by a foul fiend. I shall now remove the demon and set it ablaze...

Seriously, why can't they make a bra that supports without wires and padding?

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My mischievous underwire decided to hide in my clothes dryer without my knowledge.

After clanking noises in my dryer, I had a look and could not find anything wrong.

So, I had a repair man come in. He looked deep somewhere in the filter, and 5 minutes later showed me the defendant.

I had to pay the repair man $100 for 5 min job ........

I asked the underwire to cough up the money, and of course no luck with that, plus the embarrassment of finding out the rotten culprit .......

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I laughed so hard reading this that snot came out! Seriously funny! I'm a man though so please continue.

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I don't understand how they can create a CUP that keeps a man's junk in place during sporting events but can't design an underwire bra that actually keeps the wire from escaping the bra! WTF!!!?!

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@@Jane1979 LMAO - I suppose that's all they give me too! :o :P I guess I don't have many expectations. I'm just thankful that my uni-boob is at least in the vicinity of boobs and not down by my waist!

Was that a personal jab you just shot at me??

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Ah yes, boobs and more boobs ....... LOL :D

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I just read this board to my husband who is now giggling like a kid over 'lipstickladys' post about men's cups and 'jane1979' uni boob post.

Lord spare me from the explanation of putting 3 in one versus putting 2 in one.......

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