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One of our esteemed colleagues, Mr. @Fatty McFatster of the U.S.A. McFatsters has announced having slid in under 300. [Applause, applause.] No word has ever taken hold for the achievement and there should be one. "Onederland" is a great place name. I propose "Twoonerville" for its neighbor and, in thanks for inspiring the name, appoint FMcF as Mayor for as long as his pants stay up without suspenders.

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I approve! I only recently hit Twoonerville for the first time in over a decade myself and I was thinking about this exact thing. Nice work. ;)

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@@Cervidae, I remember your announcement.

Thank you for writing a real comment here. I was hoping someone would actually speak. You also were the one back when I posted that nice little November poem. I'm going to your profile right now because, if we haven't already done that "friend" thing, I'm clicking in. You're a keeper!

Happy afternoon to you.

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One of our esteemed colleagues, Mr. @Fatty McFatster of the U.S.A. McFatsters has announced having slid in under 300. [Applause, applause.] No word has ever taken hold for the achievement and there should be one. "Onederland" is a great place name. I propose "Twoonerville" for its neighbor and, in thanks for inspiring the name, appoint FMcF as Mayor for as long as his pants stay up without suspenders.

I'm so glad to see this! I was trying to think of what it should be called the other day and this is just perfect. Lol I can't wait to reach Twoonerville one day!

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I am 6 lbs away from leaving Twoonerville and entering Onederland. Will I receive a going away party from the Mcfatsters of the US of A?

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@@shrinkingkimber, you will reach it with bells and whistles.

@@HopeandAgony, indeed. Then they'll see you off at the trolley. In short time, though, they'll join you. You'll frolic together in Onederland, drink mountain-fresh Water, pop cherry-flavored, sublingual Vit. B12 tabs and dance the Lobster Quadrille 'neath the light of the silv'ry moon. You'll all have a jolly time.

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