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Whoa! Sounds like a plan! I'll have to serve Protein body shots and Gummy Vitamin appetizers! Lmao... Jk

I know John' date=' I'm gonna make one soon! I pinky promise lol[/quote']

You better :) I want to add you too!!!

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I already miss my scale. But holding out until 2 months to weight. But if it has not moved I am calling in John and DL. Come down to New Orleans and the scale bashing party will be on

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Hahaha yeah that scale is something else. Go by your clothing and use the scale as a tool. I'm 4 years post op and was told by a fellow Bypass sister that by 4 months post op I had become a scale wh*@re and needed to only step on it once a week vs miltie times in a day. Lol! So here I am 4 years later and I step on it every Monday.

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Hey guys yes I'm in . Hey sweet join fb so we can chat

Poor scale :(

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John, I think we're on to something here buddy! We could get a really funky van with a giant bashed scale on top and the scale Bashers logo on the sides and back. We could have really cool uniforms and everything. Spandex tights with a big SB on our chests (gotta show off our new bodies!). Capes would be optional. Hard hats for our bashing operations. YouTube videos of our latest scale bashing with in person interviews of our all too satisfied clients. I can see it all now - "So Ms. Vamp, what were you feeling as you watched the Scale Bashers professionals reduce your demonic foe to dust, never to defy you again?" "Ms. Sweet, Is it true that you specifically requested they use their 2000 pound wrecking ball on your former nemesis?" "Ms. Mami, what are your plans for the future now that this curse has been lifted from your shoulders by America's most beloved superheroes?"

Are you following me John? Can you feel it? Late night talk show appearances. Magazine articles profiling our much needed service to all who have the courage to take a stand. I bet we could have our own TV show - "BASH for CASH". You and I will have the starring roles in the movie! "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to scale it any more!!" "Can you scale me now?" Gives you goose bumps just thinking about it! I bet Alex will give us our own scale bashers forum right here on rnytalk!! How cool would that be?

I'll have my people get in touch with your people and we'll Iron out the details!!

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John' date=' I think we're on to something here buddy! We could get a really funky van with a giant bashed scale on top and the scale Bashers logo on the sides and back. We could have really cool uniforms and everything. Spandex tights with a big SB on our chests (gotta show off our new bodies!). Capes would be optional. Hard hats for our bashing operations. YouTube videos of our latest scale bashing with in person interviews of our all too satisfied clients. I can see it all now - "So Ms. Vamp, what were you feeling as you watched the Scale Bashers professionals reduce your demonic foe to dust, never to defy you again?" "Ms. Sweet, Is it true that you specifically requested they use their 2000 pound wrecking ball on your former nemesis?" "Ms. Mami, what are your plans for the future now that this curse has been lifted from your shoulders by America's most beloved superheroes?"

Are you following me John? Can you feel it? Late night talk show appearances. Magazine articles profiling our much needed service to all who have the courage to take a stand. I bet we could have our own TV show - "BASH for CASH". You and I will have the starring roles in the movie! "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to scale it any more!!" "Can you scale me now?" Gives you goose bumps just thinking about it! I bet Alex will give us our own scale bashers forum right here on rnytalk!! How cool would that be?

I'll have my people get in touch with your people and we'll Iron out the details!![/quote']

LMFAO now we gonna have a scale bashing van. Showing off chest. Spandex Lolz

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That is too funny. Roflmao

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I know' date=' you'll be the first to be added vamp! Lol[/quote']

Yay!!!! :::jumping up n down:::

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I'm reading all these and cracking up! I've had that love/hate relationship with my scale but you know what I see that b*tch everyday and I walk right past her and have a convo and say b*tch I know your just gonna lie to me so you ain't even worth my time lol!!!

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