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He might want to convert you to a full-fledged Jew.
Is the Gentile Lager on tap? I'd wear a miniskirt for some of that. And you'd be blind from my "so white they're clear" legs way before you'd have to worry about seeing my toosh drooping out from under the mini.

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Actually F the miniskirt. It's my one year band anniversary. You should be so lucky as to buy me a beer. (Or at least an amaretto sour, since I really can't stand beer)

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Ooooh Church Lady, how you talk! The hootch is served in little tea cups. So as not to embarrass anyone.

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TOM: I think you'll have to watch out. He might want to convert you to a full-fledged Jew. He'll do that so he can help you to become a "completed Jew" after that. It's his mission. It's his ministry. Should fit in nicely over a coupla brewskis.

Does being a completed Jew involve any restoration of genital skin?

And hey, love your witty "Apparently you don't know much about anything"

I sure wish that were true....would make life much easier. I actually know a lot about many things, but I do not know everything about anything.

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Amaretto sour? I'll take a Kaluha Sombrero, thank you very much.

Here's to you one year anniversary! Tickytockytickytocky, hoy hoy hoy. (or something like that) Prosit!

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I can body shot out of a teacup. I think.

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Actually F the miniskirt. It's my one year band anniversary. You should be so lucky as to buy me a beer. (Or at least an amaretto sour, since I really can't stand beer)

Yes, by the way, congrats on your success. You have lost amazingly!

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TOM: I think you'll have to watch out. He might want to convert you to a full-fledged Jew. He'll do that so he can help you to become a "completed Jew" after that. It's his mission. It's his ministry. Should fit in nicely over a coupla brewskis.
I was delivered and circumsized by a Jewish doctor, who told my mother that he said all the "right prays" over me.

So what if I am Jew?

There is room enough in Heaven for all of us.

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Oh I see. Now I get his drift. He wears his maissianic miniskirt so as to display to the non-completed Jews just what their re-newed skin is going to look like when they reach completion. Gives new meaning to the term "completion" if you know what I mean.

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I don't like the taste of alcohol, but I love me a good amaretto sour - Disaronno, of course.

I PBed today. Happy anniversary to me.

But when I weighed this morning I was down another 4 lbs which makes a year total of just under 130lbs. And I'd drink to that!

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So what if I am Jew?
Is that the difference between being a Jew, and being Jew-ish?

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Yes, by the way, congrats on your success. You have lost amazingly!
Thank you! I believe this was the fastest year of my life. Could have been work, school, activity, activity... but I'd like to think some of it was the band. :)

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If you're a Jew, completed or not, with or without foreskin, you can don a miniskirt and join us for our tea cup shots of ameretto and Kaluha. Here's to the one year anniversary of our leader/moderator. Anybody got any bagpipes? Don't we need bagpipes, Wheetsin? I mean the skirts and all, if they're plaid, we need bagpipes. Does anyone know what the opposite of a Bris is? Cause don't we need one of those too? Just in case TOM is lying about his Jewish doctor and doc took too much. We need to make this right. There IS someone who can perform the opposite of a Bris, isn't there?

They're coming to take me away, hee, hee, ha, ha, ho, ho

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Amaretto sour? I'll take a Kaluha Sombrero, thank you very much.
That sounds interesting. What's in it?

Sex on the Beach is about as wild as I get. Yummy, especially when made with lots of peach schnapps.

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But when I weighed this morning I was down another 4 lbs which makes a year total of just under 130lbs. And I'd drink to that!
I would, too! Congrats! Here's to another year's weight loss!

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