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Stupid auto correct-- that was supposed to say "sleevers". Lol

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"My Pouch.". Not only is that a by-pass term, it just sounds funny.

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"Sip, sip, sip" and "walk, walk, walk"-- lol

I'll be quiet now. :). Fun topic!

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Haha!

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OMG!! Y'all made my day! LMAO, glad I work alone. Now here one for ya... And I use it a lot

Rock that sleeve!

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I looked up oneder-land on my google maps and it's right next to two-for-one land. I personally spent lots of time there and

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So I guess in the future when people say, you're a NUT, I can say no can't you see my batwings, I'm a superhero.

Ok, I'll stop now :-) !!!

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Loose vs lose (already addressed)

Tummy--You're not 5. It's a stomach, fantastic tube of awesomeness, whatever you want, just not tummy.

This thread is pretty funny.

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This was a really funny post! I told my RD about the NUT terminology. She is a totally pleasant person but found it puzzling, bc she isn't even called a nutritionist and basically anyone can call him/herself a nutritionist regardless of training. She is an RD/LD (registered/licensed dietitian). So when I post about her I just say "my RD." And RD is even shorter than NUT. :) Even though this post was in jest, I have always wondered how the term NUT became popular. Do other people's RDs say it, or are they not RDs, or did other people read it here from someone posting it and follow suit? Hmm....

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But John that's the name of my tiny tummy!

Sleevie Nicks.... :o

LOL!

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Ppl always look at me funny when I tell them what my Nut said. I just don't understand why! Lol

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No that's dumping :P

I thought that was FAST loosing...

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I refer to the person telling me what to eat my dietician. That's her title and I'm sticking to it! Lol heck and I thought a NUT was higher up the pay scale. I'm liking my OWLO more and more.

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" panniculectomy"

The clinical term for your navel is now below your knees......

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Ha ha! Great post! I will say it took me forever to figure out what people were tAlking about when they talked about Nut's and Pcp's.

LOL... Me too... I thought Nut's was another word for psychiatrists.

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