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You Know You're A Sleever When...

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With each day that passes since my surgery on 8/1, I'm realizing that my life really, really, really is changing! Today i giggled at myself as I reflected on a few of the changes. Please feel free to join in!

You know you're a sleever when...

1. You look forward to eating your gummy vitimins because it's almost like eating candy

2. You walk through the grocery store and nothing looks appealing

3. You get to the check-out at the grocery store and the only thing in your cart is Protein.

3. You can't find anything in your closet that fits and this makes you SMILE :Ds

4. You're thirsty but you can't drink because if you do you will have to wait 10 more minutes for lunch

5. You're panties don't slide down below your muffin top anymore

HAHAHA!!! What a crazy ride the last 20 days have been.

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  • WHEN: ...you're at a birthday celebration and even though you are the one slicing the cake for everyone,you don't want or eat any of it! ...you feel like a lion or tiger on the hunt or something be

  • You look at the menu and decide what to order by what is the SMALLEST entree rather than the way you used to looking for the LARGEST entree.

  • Oh and you can take a bath and no longer have to baste your stomach like a turkey...its all the way under Water now!!! And...You weigh less than the weight you lied about on your driver's license.

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1. You order an appetizer portion of anything AND still need a "go" container.

2. You sometimes forget to eat because you're just not hungry any more.

3. You can handicap protein bars based on calorie count, carbs, and grams of protein.

4. You know it's time to stop eating when your nose starts running, you sneeze, or some other really strange signal.

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6. You're only eating 500 cals a day.

7. Sometimes you only eat soup throughout the day.

8. You're addicted to your scale, and you giggle a little every time you step on it.

9. You ACTUALLY know what the meaning of VSG is.

10. You log your entire life onto MyFitenessPal every day.

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WHEN:

...you're at a birthday celebration and even though you are the one slicing the cake for everyone,you don't want or eat any of it!

...you feel like a lion or tiger on the hunt or something because all you do is eat meat/protein.

...the scale you previously never owned, is now something you do morning, noon, and night. If it goes up, you have to restrain yourself from tossing it through the window.

...when you're in a nasty stall, you accuse your surgeon of being inept, and removing the wrong organ.

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- you know you'rs a sleever when your dishwasher or sink is full of the littlest plates and utensils they make...

-... When you've every possible way of making "pizza"'without actual bread...

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You used to be the biggest one in the room now you are the smallest. I love it when I noticed I was the smallest person in the gym today. :D:rolleyes::P:unsure:

With each day that passes since my surgery on 8/1' date=' I'm realizing that my life really, really, really is changing! Today i giggled at myself as I reflected on a few of the changes. Please feel free to join in!

You know you're a sleever when...

1. You look forward to eating your gummy vitimins because it's almost like eating candy

2. You walk through the grocery store and nothing looks appealing

3. You get to the check-out at the grocery store and the only thing in your cart is Protein.

3. You can't find anything in your closet that fits and this makes you SMILE :Ds

4. You're thirsty but you can't drink because if you do you will have to wait 10 more minutes for lunch

5. You're panties don't slide down below your muffin top anymore

HAHAHA!!! What a crazy ride the last 20 days have been.

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Can't wait until I feel this way lol

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....you load your plate because you're ravenously hungry (it CAN happen;) ), only to take a few bites and declare how full you are and are nauseated by the site of the remaining food....

With each day that passes since my surgery on 8/1, I'm realizing that my life really, really, really is changing! Today i giggled at myself as I reflected on a few of the changes. Please feel free to join in!

You know you're a sleever when...

1. You look forward to eating your gummy vitimins because it's almost like eating candy

2. You walk through the grocery store and nothing looks appealing

3. You get to the check-out at the grocery store and the only thing in your cart is Protein.

3. You can't find anything in your closet that fits and this makes you SMILE :Ds

4. You're thirsty but you can't drink because if you do you will have to wait 10 more minutes for lunch

5. You're panties don't slide down below your muffin top anymore

HAHAHA!!! What a crazy ride the last 20 days have been.

The gummy vitimins are like candy and the choc protein chews are like tootsie rolls. I love them!!

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You look at the menu and decide what to order by what is the SMALLEST entree rather than the way you used to looking for the LARGEST entree.

You have little packs of nuts stored in your car, desk, purse and moms house, in case you get hungry and need a quick meal.

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Oh and you can take a bath and no longer have to baste your stomach like a turkey...its all the way under Water now!!!

And...You weigh less than the weight you lied about on your driver's license. :)

Oh and you can take a bath and no longer have to baste your stomach like a turkey...its all the way under Water now!!!

And...You weigh less than the weight you lied about on your driver's license. :)

Aaaaaahahahaha!!!! Baste your belly like a turkey. So true!!!

WHEN:

...you feel like a lion or tiger on the hunt or something because all you do is eat meat/protein

Mwahaha!!! That wil be meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

When u don't have anymore friends cause u lost more weight than them.

When fat ppl hate you and the once smaller r bigger than u turn their nose up cause u can wear a 4 or 6. And that's all that's left on sale. A lady threw my size at me gave me dirty look and walked away. It's not all fun being thin again

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