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Gone for Good Club - July 2006

FunnyDuddies

By FunnyDuddies, in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums

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Telly    4

Telly
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:kiss FIRST FILL SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEDNESDAY. :kiss

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Telly    4

Telly
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Evry ting gwan be aire mon! Don worri... be happay.

bumboclot.. rastafari... yaaahhh mon!

Light the Ganja!

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Telly    4

Telly
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Little Jamaican slang humor... *says in a Jamaican accent*

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Telly    4

Telly
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What the hell is going on? I mean..

Ok, F.U.P.A. talks... yeah..

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Telly    4

Telly
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....................:speechles

teehee

I'd prefer to um...:confused: :crutch: :( :frusty:

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Telly    4

Telly
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Ok, I agree but when there are a majority of women in a thread, it will be considered.."crude and piggish" to say the certain things that were said. It's just not cricket.

I mean, what if I came into a male's thread and talked about how my nipples were getting hard b/c I saw some sexy pics of them? It could be construed as harrassment and may not be acceptable to the majority of the thread members.

That being said... I'm glad the posts were deleted. We can certainly try to move on from here.

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Tricia K.    0

Tricia K.
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Fun is one thing...but crudeness and specific talk about someone's pants getting smaller because of something else getting bigger, etc. is over the top. I'm far from being a prude but some things just shouldn't be posted.

The FUPA discussion was fun/silly and was nothing like some of the recent posts.

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Telly    4

Telly
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True. Ok, we can move on now right? Or do I have to throw some cold Water on peeps?

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the best me    6

the best me
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Dang, what'd I miss? I get the gist of it.

Here's me...

:ranger:

and....

:(

waiting for the dust to settle. Is this the second time I've done this in July?!!!

Take a chill my friends. Paul, once is really funny. I cracked up. More than once wasn't funny any more. My opinion, in case you care. I hope you don't go, just behave, or, or, hell, I don't know, but something Trekkie. Beam you up?

Now, everyone go do something else for 15 minutes. The GFG club should be empty for a bit. Go, now, wash some dishes or load some laundry or fax something if you are at the office. Heck, if you are at the office, get to work!

Signed,

Big Momma :kiss2:

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Telly    4

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Telly    4

Telly
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Check out the one in the middle. That's a self portrait - hairless..

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Telly    4

Telly
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Yes BigPaul, we know you were wrong. People were offended. People are upset or were. It's finished!

Now we can move on people. Not that I'm the boss of anyone but I'd like to get back to our regularly scheduled program.

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Telly    4

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I'm going to wear hats when I go out in public but I will let the baldness breathe in my home.. :( eeesssshhh I'm no longer a girl with pretty hair.< /p>

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lins12    0

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Lots going on... ((((((((HUGS))))))))))

Hugs to the Rasta...Telly-mon

Hugs to the Nut...

Hugs to "JP" Just Paul...

Hugs to all...

Now what is up with everyone today?

I am feeling fiesty and happy and very summery. I am going out on da town tonight and am going to WHOOP it up...WATCH OUT!

I'll try not to drunk post...but, then again, I just may.

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