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Being Married is all about not being alone, and compromise, and being a parent. The fact is if you want great sex, STAY SINGLE! That is why I waited until 40 to get married, I was having way too much fun.

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People, people, people...

Watch the sex talk. This is...

No wait, that's what this thread is about.

Oops.

OK then,

"Sex sex sex sex."

How's that for sex talk?

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Yeah, me too.

What the hell use is it being married if you don't even get to have good sex?! :eek:

:guess

Heck, Good?? I'd settle for SOME.It don even have to be GOOD,,,lol,,:cry :eek:

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Telly, Teresita...

Why's everyone hitting me?:help:

I'm being good.:heh: As far as you know.

BTW, please, don't leave a mark. Would be hard to explain to my wife.

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Being Married is all about not being alone, and compromise, and being a parent. The fact is if you want great sex, STAY SINGLE! That is why I waited until 40 to get married, I was having way too much fun.

Oh, I so totally have to disagree. My DH and I have FABULOUS sex, and I think one of the reasons why is because we are comfortable with each other and share our fantasies and wishes and desires. We are secure enough to get freaky with each other. :eek: I didn't have that when I was single. When I was single, and hot, I could get whoever whenever, but the real fireworks started after the wedding.

We also get it often. Our friends kid us, because even though we have been together for 11 years, and married for going on 7 years, we can't keep our hands off of each other. We are like teenagers with our parents away. LOL

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Oh, I so totally have to disagree. My DH and I have FABULOUS sex, and I think one of the reasons why is because we are comfortable with each other and share our fantasies and wishes and desires. We are secure enough to get freaky with each other. :eek: I didn't have that when I was single. When I was single, and hot, I could get whoever whenever, but the real fireworks started after the wedding.

We also get it often. Our friends kid us, because even though we have been together for 11 years, and married for going on 7 years, we can't keep our hands off of each other. We are like teenagers with our parents away. LOL

I so totally disagree also, I have been married 11 years as of July 2, We have been together for 14 years,and the sex is still amazing, Especially since I hit 30ish, I want it even more. The bible says "the marriage bed is undefiled",which means just about anything goes.

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I wish that was the case for my born and bred, son of a Pastor of a husband. He's damn shy!

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It really wasn't easy when I was at my heaviest, and has yet to make a return voyage. The belly gets in the way, and the unhealthy body reduces the libido!

Since I've lost weight, the spirit is there (mine), but the partner isn't as willing as before I got heavy!:noidea:

Give it time, right?

Ducking before I get hit again...:yield:

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The bible says "the marriage bed is undefiled",which means just about anything goes.
Then why do so many "Bible-Belt" Legislators define Sodomy as "Any unmentionable act against God"?

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OOoooooooooooooh, I wouldn't touch that question with a 10ft pole

hahahahahh aaaaah hahahahahaa, hardy har har and eewww??

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Lets not destroy this perfectly fun thread. conservative and christian bashing should stay in another thread.

Now...JP...try talking. Have you done any of that yet?? Plus, you made a HUGE change quickly, brother. Might be that she is shocked and a bit unsure. What is she supposed to do with a guy that is suddenly extremely trim and handsome? Treat her like you feel. Wine her and dine her. I betcha she'll turn around and that mood will come back!! :eek:

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That's great advice Funny. That's eye opening.

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