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cool! Not only am I pregnant, but I am going to have a boy! And the dady is Arnold Schwarzenegger. hehehehe. i'm so cool with that. LOL

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Holy moly, I am having a 15lb, 11 oz baby girl and you will never guess who the father is...... FABIO!!!

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LOL Here's my results:

Holy %@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

His name is going to be "Jack Matthew Neighbour Kid"..... LOL

The scary thing is that Mr. Yoda is preggers too and is going to have a baby over 16 lbs!!! (oooouch!). The father of his baby is the Pool boy...

Good site, I'll have to pass it on...I"ll be careful who I pass it to, some folks I know might take the first part (ie. the scan etc) seriously!!!

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I am having a girl and Like Maury I had to go through several daddies till I found the pool man ~ that's it -- that there is the Daddy.. I'm sure

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Hey Bubbame, I got the pool man right off the bat...and you are right, he is YUMMY!!! Might be worth having the 13 lb. 14 oz. boy!!! Wait...my kids are grown....Nope, he is not worth it..not starting over even for the pool man!! Andrew Jordan Poolman is all yours hon!!

Kat

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I'm PREGO, which is pretty amazing for a 51 yr old grandma! My precious bundle will be an 11 lb little girl (11 is my favorite #).

I do NOT believe in abortions, but may have to give this blessing a little thought. The father is MICHAEL JACKSON! (just the thought might be enough to spontaneously abort!)

This was fun...thanks for sharing!

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Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO not know 13 or 14 Pounder.. Uh Uh when I hear that many pounds I am thinking Turkey not Baby. Nope second thought don't want no baby here But I can still take the pool Man - Uh I have a pool that needs to be cleaned out... Yep I doooooooooooooo

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ok - this is the first thing that has gone right in weeks! :-)

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Mine said a 8 lb 3 oz boy ....the father is Bill Clinton (HAHAHA..hillary will be THRILLED) and his name is Nathan Gabriel Clinton. Where's my baby shower?????

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Help me - I'm preggo - (okay, I'll play)

it's a boy - (got one already thanks)

only 12 # 2 oz - I don't believe I can push something so large out of something so small (my largest was 7# 8oz)

Red hair - green eyes (it could happen)

And the father - I must have been TOTALLY INTOXICATED - Boss Hog!!!

lol

Tracy

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