As if surgery can't come quick enough.... I just sat on and broke the toilet seat in our bathroom! How embarrassing and horrific. Now I have to explain to my hubby why we have to buy another one... Really?? Anyone else out there ever have anything embarrassing like this happen?

Good Grief...

i feel like it every day because i dont look like a skinny person

Omg! I've been reading all the posts,and I'm laughing my butt off, it happens to everyone, I haven't broken anything, but one night I woke up in the middle of the night rolled over, didn't see my husband I started calling out for him, then I hear his voice it was kinda squishy he says " you're laying on my face" lol I will never forget that I'm cracking up just typing this comment up.

As if surgery can't come quick enough.... I just sat on and broke the toilet seat in our bathroom! How embarrassing and horrific. Now I have to explain to my hubby why we have to buy another one... Really?? Anyone else out there ever have anything embarrassing like this happen?

Good Grief...

This is easy, blame him for breaking it.

Omg! I've been reading all the posts' date='and I'm laughing my butt off, it happens to everyone, I haven't broken anything, but one night I woke up in the middle of the night rolled over, didn't see my husband I started calling out for him, then I hear his voice it was kinda squishy he says " you're laying on my face" lol I will never forget that I'm cracking up just typing this comment up.[/quote']

Omg.....lol..lol..lol..

Omg! I've been reading all the posts,and I'm laughing my butt off, it happens to everyone, I haven't broken anything, but one night I woke up in the middle of the night rolled over, didn't see my husband I started calling out for him, then I hear his voice it was kinda squishy he says " you're laying on my face" lol I will never forget that I'm cracking up just typing this comment up.

That's hilarious! That sounds like something you would see in a sitcom. It makes me laugh because I am wondering if your husband is like mine and replied with that calm almost monotone voice. This has nothing to do with size, but I have a visual field defect (very little to no peripheral vision) and several times I have walked into a room shouting for my husband only to hear a low quiet voice say, "I'm right here," which of course causes me to scream in fright.

I haven't broken anything but once my husband grabbed his jeans, put them on and seemed to be struggling with them. He turned to me with a puzzled look wondering why they fit so weird and were like clown pants - short but wide. Turned out that the jeans were mine! I didn't know if I should laugh or die of embarrassment. I ended up laughing my butt off - couldn't help it.

That's hilarious! That sounds like something you would see in a sitcom. It makes me laugh because I am wondering if your husband is like mine and replied with that calm almost monotone voice. This has nothing to do with size' date=' but I have a visual field defect (very little to no peripheral vision) and several times I have walked into a room shouting for my husband only to hear a low quiet voice say, "I'm right here," which of course causes me to scream in fright. [/quote']

You're absolutely right, he did say it in a calm way, lol oh well I can't wait until I get the surgery done, and loose some pounds.

Oh Molly you have me rolling with that one!

I've never broken anything but apparently I'm always sitting on everyone's stuff n can't feel a thing under me. So that's the joke of the house n every time something's missing, my kids are like "did you check under mom yet?" Another joke of the house is "mom wore my socks" when they have for whatever reason lost their elastic. Lol.

Many years ago I broke a chair in a thin families' home. Awful and I wasn't over 200 then either. it is so embarrassing. My obese son has broken many things. My husband and son were fooling around and I needed a new sofa. two years ago my son broke my recliner. He is now trying to loose weight on his own.

I have had a few taped toilet seats in the past. Duct tape does a great job.

I really think someone should collect all these stories and publish a book. They're all so funny, I have pictured every story I've read and think they're hilarious.... Especially "did you check under mom". I've re-read that a few times and stil laugh at it. Kids!!

Wait wait...." you're laying on my face " is right up there also. Too funny.

Not going to lie... I took someone advice and tapped the toilet! I have surgery in 2 days and there in no way that I want to sit on that toilet and get my bum pinched!

Thank you everyone And for the stories as well. Fantastic

Best wishes on your surgery!

Yes I have broke my bed. Oiy vey that was horrible. Got up in the middle of the night and went to flop back down and the bed broke away from the head board and my ass was stuck and could not get up. I had to put darn cinder blocks under it so I could sleep on it. Now I dont have that problem anymore. I also stepped in a whole and broke my toe and fell at the toyota dealership and not one darn sales man saw me to come help me up. I was more pissed then embarrassed because they have no issue running all over you to sell a darn car. When I was big I have wretched my neck, fell on my ass I dont know how many times and broke a plastic lawn chair. OMG its funny now but was not then.