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OMG....LOLLOLOLLL....Im dying laughing here at my desk at work and the guys in the back are cracking up cause im laughing at the computer...

yall are great.....good thinkin... i bite the big one when it comes to thinking of stuff like that but enjoy reading it all...great idea Mikey!!!

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If you keep airline in-flight air sickness bags in your car, you might be a bandster...

If you have to explain to the head chef at the restaurant why you are splitting a meal AND taking half of it home, you and your SO might both be bandsters...

If you get this wierd look on your face, and your family knows exactly what's wrong without asking, you might be a bandster....

if the phrase "my mouth was watering" is a bad thing, You might be a bandster...

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LOL, I can just picture you & your hubby both splitting AND getting a doggy bag. :uwelcome:

If you time going to sleep to be 3 hours after your last bite & make sure you drink some Water during those 3 hours, you might be a bandster!

If you look forward to your chewable caramel-flavored Calcium supplement as dessert, you might be a bandster.

If you're learning to use words like "it's smart to" instead of "I have to" and "it's in my best interest to" instead of "I must", you might be a bandster in therapy!

If you drool over the thought of a clothing swap, you might be a bandster!

If you go to dinner with your friends from LBT & everyone there orders a cup of Soup with no drink, ya'll just might be bandsters!

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If you dream of being close enough to goal to have plastic surgery, you might be a bandster! (Thanks Kel & Jess for keeping my dreams alive!)

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If you have flavored coffee Syrup that you use 2-3 times a day but you don't drink coffee, you might be or soon to be a bandster.

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If you think RESTRICTION is a very Good Thing, you might be a Bandster.

If you have discussed the merits of a certain Protein powder with ANYone who benches less than 200 lbs, you might be a Bandster.

If you can read this sentence "After WLS, my DS PB'd, slipped and had to get a revision" and KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, you might be a Bandster.

If you have a sudden loathing for your Health Insurance carrier, you might be a bandster.

If you regularly discuss Swelling and Being Tight with anyone other than your Spouse or Significant Other, you might be a Bandster.

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I;m not banded yet BUT I try and eat like I am....

If you throw your hamburger back at the guy at the pick up window and yell I ORDERED NO BUN; HAMBURGER AND cheese ONLY... you might be a bandster.

I did this and they acted like I was crazy lol who eats hamburgers with no bun?

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If your bra size went from a 44 DD to a 38 Long......you could be a bandster.

When getting "stuck" you have that deer in the headlight look.....you could be a bandster.

When your spouse won't stop chasing you around the house ....... oh sorry...never mind.

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If belching and farting is a GOOD thing... to be sought after & encouraged, you might be a bandster.

If you regularly discuss your, um, regularity & how you keep it, you might be a bandster.

LOL, why is my mind on bodily functions this morning? :uwelcome:

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NJChick's "If your bra size went from a 44 DD to a 38 Long......you could be a bandster." is my favorite yet! I think I like it because it is SOOOO true!

How about this one.....

"If you have to lift up your belly instead of your skirt, you might be a bandster." :pound::pound::pound::pound::pound:

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If you're having lunch at the Golden Corral and you're spitting into your red glass instead of sipping out of your red glass, then ya might just be a bandster.

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If your family is sitting at the table waiting on supper while you are still eating lunch, you might be a bandster.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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