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ok. i had to train someone to use our website.....

and am all done.....where is everyone??

desert?

lousiana gal?

banjo?

mad?

aj?

deedee?

where have all the b***** gone

ppp is all alone and scared.....

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Not alone, busy coaching a couple of newbies on getting a fill or not.

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Oh and I had to talk another newbie of the ledge after swallowing a piece of hard candy....

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Btw how many calories in sf jolly ranchers? I know Werthers sf has 8 calories per piece (thats my weakness).

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Oh and I had to talk another newbie of the ledge after swallowing a piece of hard candy....

wonder if my purple dragon would have caught me........

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3 pcs of jolly rancher has 50 cal per their website.

HOWEVER

semen only have 5-7 calories per teaspoon.

just an fyi

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3 pcs of jolly rancher has 50 cal per their website.

HOWEVER

semen only have 5-7 calories per teaspoon.

just an fyi

Be sure to log that semen.

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Be sure to log that semen.

yeah, esp tomorrow................ :)

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3 pcs of jolly rancher has 50 cal per their website.

HOWEVER

semen only have 5-7 calories per teaspoon.

just an fyi

Jeez, girls I just finished cream of chix Soup. It was ok, but after this I'm a little nauseous.

Happy Anniversary PPPB!

I've been being banded 40 yrs 11/10. Wonder why I'm falling apart!

LLB, did you like how I told that person to climb under a rock? You don't mess with my b*****s!

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LLB, did you like how I told that person to climb under a rock? You don't mess with my b*****s!

I missed something. MGB, where are you telling people off? I need to see that. Send me there!

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told whom to climb under what rock??

where was I......you all know i hate hate hate being left the f*** out

cream soup.........naughty thoughts.....get it cream...

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told whom to climb under what rock??

where was I......you all know i hate hate hate being left the f*** out

cream soup.........naughty thoughts.....get it cream...

Ya, that's what made me sick. Great diet!

U ate what.... I told her to climb under her condescending rock.

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told whom to climb under what rock??

where was I......you all know i hate hate hate being left the f*** out

cream soup.........naughty thoughts.....get it cream...

Told msm.... She said we were mean girls. That's why I ordered the shirts.

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ok, i went and replied to jumping steps

am sure i will get my ass handed to me.

calling my b***** for back up

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